Laurence:This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Tharkay:I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Hammond:sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
St Germain:girls only wine night turned into sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Granby:gonna spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home again.
Demane:my ten year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i dont wanna be an uncle yet"
Emily:yeah my parents were ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Iskierka:you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are beautiful!"
Jane Roland:he was rambling on about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Granby:also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Little:Not only did i hold your hair back as you puked, i French braided it. I am such a good friend.
Harcourt:i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Temeraire:You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quiet and started chanting quack...quack...quack
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Michael Clifford/Luke Hemmings, Luke Hemmings/Original Character(s) Characters: Michael Clifford, Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood, Ashton Irwin, OMCs Additional Tags: OMC - Freeform, American Football, High School AU, high school muke, High School, chaptered fic, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, OMC death, I’m Sorry, I grew attatched to him, and almost considered changing my whole plot, just to keep him alive, i suck, More tags to be added Summary:
Luke hates Michael and Michael hates Luke ever since they started playing on rival teams but it turns out that they don’t hate each other as much as everyone thinks
I am seriously so fucking sick of this bullshit. If you have a problem with me, tell me. Don’t go making up fucking lies and trying to make people look like they’re the ones at fault when really it’s youand everyone knows it. I can gladly post proof.
[Sonic begins to get suspicious of Shadow, much to Knuckles’s chargin.]
Ever since the opening feast, Sonic
has been obsessed with Shadow.
Well, to be fair, Knuckles isn’t
exactly sure when this all began, considering he only just met Sonic, but, if
Ray is to be believed, it started early. Still, when Sonic’s not babbling about
something he found in the castle while he was exploring—more like trespassing, if you ask Knuckles—then he’s
ranting about Shadow. It’s exhausting to listen to, to be completely honest,
and Knuckles really doesn’t know how his friend finds the time to track Shadow
when he has so much homework. Knuckles tries to guide him away from such
troubled waters—Shadow’s not exactly known to be the nicest person, especially
when someone gets too nosy. Knuckles has a moral obligation to protect Sonic.
An Undertale Fanfiction by: Topaz Shadowwolf Undertale is owned by: Toby Fox Setting: Post neutral run when Papyrus dies with chapter intros being before the child fell. Relationships: Sans and Toriel is the main focus, with a little bit of Undyne and Alphys Rating: I’m thinking Teen? Heads up: There is some depressed thoughts, feelings of worthlessness/wanting to die, mention of major character death, and the occasional bad word. Oh, and flowey being flowey, so you know, psychological/physical trauma. I really don’t want to say much more since I really don’t want to spoil anything further down the road…
You can now read it on AO3! Here is Ch 2, and Ch 1 on Tumbler.
First Taken on August 22, 1962 (Wednesday) in The Cavern Club and last taken on August 22, 1969 (Friday) in John and Yoko´s home in Tittenhurst Park, two days after their last recording session together.