SO ONE OF MY MOMS FRIENDS IS OVER. AND HER FIVE YEAR OLD SON ASKED WHAT GAME I’M PLAYING. AND I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION AND SAID “Firm Wang 3D” AND HE JUST ASKED HIS MOM WHAT A FIRM WANG IS AND AOKDJSF;JELAFUWRBGSTRJSYTJTYJHEVR;OJ;PF'Q. F\[\A A
i really want a fire emblem awakening anime starring all the kids in a high school au it’s a guilty pleasure
with like, yarne being really great at sports but scared of everyone in the class, and lucina as class president and everyone looks up to her and relies on her, and cynthia, kjelle and severa as cheerleaders and cynthia’s the one everyone likes, kjelle is the tough one who nobody crosses and she sticks up for severa who’s really mean but she kind of means well sometimes she’s just kind of a massive tsundere, and gerome, inigo and brady go on wacky adventures and owain often goes on even wackier adventures and noire’s really quiet and shy but then she explodes and now everyone’s scared of her and nah and laurent are the ones everyone goes to for homework help but laurents responses make no sense and the morgans are twins and exchange students and they’re kinda quiet and different but they’re pretty well liked, female morgan is sillier and male morgan has his moments but it’s a pretty zany classroom and their teachers are people like, tiki and priam and walhart and walhart’s class is the most bizarre thing anyone’s ever been in and priam gives really long lectures that make no sense whatsoever and tiki falls asleep in class sometimes but those are nah’s favourite classes and lissa is the school nurse and she’s owain’s mum and owain gets all embarassed because she acts all motherly to him and sometimes chrom who’s the principal comes to check up on his daughter’s class to make sure everything’s going well but then he gets kind of weirded out and he’s the only one who perceives that there’s a fourth wall but sometimes owain seems to acknowledge it as well and flavia and basilio teach sports but they fight over who’s the main teacher so they drafted all the kids in to a soccer game but they didn’t watch it because they were making out in the locker room and emmeryn used to be the principal but she had a horrific accident but she still hangs around in the sick bay with lissa helping out and say'ri and yen'fay teach history and anna runs the canteen and she keeps extorting the students so chrom has to stop her and gangrel teaches maths for no reason and his classes make less sense than walhart’s so it’s doubtful that anyone learns anything but lucina somehow holds everything together for the kids and this is the longest sentence i’ve ever written i should just write this fanfiction myself shouldn’t i
What if you could actually get rejected on Awakening? Like instead of you just sitting there thinking “HMM, WHO AM I GOING TO S-SUPPORT?” there could be a chance they’d just be like “wow uh i only like you as a friend s0z” and then you just sort of cry and get really awkward around them.
I mean really guys, not everyone in the entire army is going to love you and want to marry you. Let’s get a little realistic here.
Now excuse me, I’m going to go kill zombies with fireballs and fight demonic dragons.