Aries: New years midnight. Fireworks go off and music plays. Everyone is kissing and drinking champagne. Pulling your coat tighter to you and bracing the cold. Eyes glitter and hands shiver
Taurus: Arizona, dry and barren. Sitting atop a cliff and watching an orange drenched sky set over a green and beige land. Standing up and screaming in an empty void. No one hears you but you feel good
Gemini: A birthday party at an amusement park. The anticipation you feel while waiting in line to ride the biggest ride at the park. Eating churros and birthday cake ice cream till you throw up
Cancer: Late night movies and pizza. Building blanket forts and crawling under with pillows and food. Cuddling and burrowing your face in the nape of your s/o neck. Staying up and talking and laughing long after the movie ends
Leo: The feeling of the ocean on a hot summer day. Picnic-ing on the hot sand surrounded by friends. Walking along the beach at sunset. Singing iconic songs around a fire and staying up way past midnight
Virgo: Walking the streets of a rainy city. Taking cover under a tarp. The warm you feel when you walk into an aesthetic coffee shop. The sip of coffee. Curling up on the couch and reading a good book
Libra: Hiking in the woods. Deep breaths you take to push yourself forward. Motivating others to keep going. Hearing the sound of the waterfall in the distance. Crisp water. The cool wind against your neck when you reach the top
Scorpio: The neon lights of Vegas. The electricity in your blood from the excitement of the city and its’ people. Stuffing yourself at an over priced buffet. Viewing the city from a skyscraper. Hearing muffled honking and screams from below
Sagittarius: Keeping a journal in your bag. Crossing off things from your bucket list. Bungee jumping in a foreign country. Trying new foods and cringing at the smell of it. Starting over. Creating a new persona in a new place
Capricorn: Art museums. Interpreting a piece from your point of view. Driving home in wonder. Being inspired to create your own art. Splashing red on a white canvas and calling it “abstract art”. Dreaming of being a millionaire
Aquarius: Making eye contact with someone from across the room and not looking away. Looking down at the ground and blushing. Time stopping. There’s only the two of you, everything goes dark. Your future flashing before you
Pisces: Pointing to a random place on a map and traveling there. Taking so many pictures that your camera becomes a part of you. Wearing aesthetic clothes. Looking at little cakes in a cute cafe. Eating ice cream by the pier
Long rant about Portugal winning cuz I’m salty and can’t sleep
First of all, to all the people who’re gonna say
“You don’t appreciate good music!” What music I like and what would be considered “good” music is not for you to decide.
or “You’re just jealous that your fave didn’t win!”
You are absolutely right, and here’s why:
The song itself was pretty forgetful and boring to listen to. Literally ASMR material. It was different, yes, but just because something is different, it doesn’t make it exceptionally good.
The singer blantantly disrespected the contest itself and acted as if his music was superior to everybody else’s. Bulgaria, Hungary, Moldova: “Bitch, hold my fucking poodle.”
Actual quote of him: “Music is not fireworks, music is feeling.” Music can be anything and that’s the beauty of it. All the other contestants that you bashed in your speech put just as much feeling and effort into their songs, maybe even more than you. Stfu.
Actual arguments by ppl defending the song: -He sung in Portuguese -He performed despite having a heart condition -The audience was quiet during his performance -He looks cute Let me take em one by one.. a) There were other songs, who sung in their own language as well, what’s your point b) Good for him, but that was pretty reckless, considering smthg serious COULD’VE happened c) They were quiet cuz the dude was whispering and maybe they were even *asked* to be quiet d) Kristian looked 10x cuter, thank you.
People saying that “A song with meaning won”, did you actually read the lyrics in English? His song was about love, the most generic topic in a boring ass ballad.
You want a song with meaning, that isn’t sung in English and is quite memorable? FUCKING HUNGARY!!!!!! Did anybody even bother with Hungary?? Traditional music, traditional dancing, traditional clothing (partially), bilingual singing (none of it in English) AND the song was about the racism that Romas (aka Gypsies) face. PLUS THE SONG WAS ACTUALLY QUITE MEMORABLE AND VERY UNIQUE
People were angry and pissed at Portugal winning, not because they hate Salvador or even the song, but because there were so many others that deserved it much more. No matter HOW you look at it, this was by no means a “winner” song. It sounds like no-copyright Coffeeshop music. And if the jury and the viewers voted for him because of him behaving in a peculiar way or because of his heart condition, Idk what to say to you. This isn’t the first time this happened, Conchita also won because of her being a drag Queen, however, her song was not that horrible tbh. I’ve already forgotten the rythme of Salvador’s song, that’s how forgettable it is.
And finally @ all the people being salty that Bulgaria didn’t win: I feel your pain. Compared to Portugal, Bulgaria was heaps better and idc what Salvador thinks about other artists, but you cant tell me that Kristian didn’t put just as much heart and soul into his performance with even better vocals and an actual good song all around. Both songs were about love, so you can’t argue with any difference in lyrical content. He was also very angry at himself and apologized for not being able to make it 1st place. He apologized for being ONLY 2nd, which is very admirable for a 17 year old to even GET this far. You deserve the world, boy. Your song will actually be played on radio stations and may your records be purchased by millions.
I think that’s all I had to say. Eurovision has become a disappointing joke.
Grandpa: “You do know what a trap card is, don’t
Joey: “yeah, uh…kinda…uh…I have no idea.”
Tea: I’ve given this friendship speech a thousand times already. Hasn’t it sunk
Joey: Now why does all these weird stuff always happen to us? (Yugi silent) You
hava gotta to admit, it’s true.
Yugi: “Let’s just sit here, put our heads together and think.”
Tristan: “Just remember one of those heads is Joey’s so that’s like
subtracting one mind.”
Joey: “Ha ha. Very funny Tristan.”
Tristan: “Don’t worry, we still have my Great Outdoor survival
Joey: “G'head, Tristan, eat all the pages ya like.”
Mai: “I’m no cartoon expert, but exploding volcano biceps? That’s bad,
Yugi: “Wow, there’s chips …”
Joey: “Dibs on the chips.”
Yugi: “Candy bars …”
Joey: “Dibs on the candy bars.”
Yugi: “Fruit …” (silence)
Joey: “Dibs on the soda.”
Yugi: “Uhh … Joey … I don’t think you should be cooking the candy bars
Joey: “Back off! I know what I’m doing!”
Yami Bakura: “Present day humans are so fun to terrorize, don’t you
Tristan: “No I don’t, but then again I am a present day human. What the
heck are you?”
Yami Marik: “Let’s check the damage, and cause some more.”
Yami Marik: “I will not be destroyed!” (guess what happens 10 seconds later)
designed this game has a thing for walking into bright light. Tristan: Well you
got to admit, it is quite dramatic.
Rex: “Does the grim reaper know you’ve raided his wardrobe?”
Rex: “Note to self, seatbelts were invented for a reason.”
Rex: That card is useless to you!(Joey reveals
Hermos) (Shaken) That, on the other hand, might help you…
Weevil: “Name the last time one of my ideas didn’t work!”
Rex: “Every time! Just once I’d like to get my revenge without looking
like a dork!”
Tristan: (about Duke’s driving) “Maybe we’re safer on foot.”
Joey: “Give me a piggyback, and you got a deal.”
Tristan: “Are you sure that’s Atlantis?”
Joey: “Hmm, big ancient city looking thing rising out of the ocean? Yeah,
looks about right.”
Kaiba: “Don’t you have someone else to annoy?”
Joey: “No, not at the moment.”
Joey: “I’m sure there’s some other folk trying to take over the world back
Tristan: “You know, the scary thing is he’s probably right.”
Joey: Are we goin’ or what? Kaiba: What do you think, genius? Joey: I’m detectin’ some sarcasm, rich boy. Kaiba: Really?
Joey: [panting while carrying Rex] Why…are we…carrying
this guy…that we don’t even like…all over civilization?
Tristan: Because we’re the good guys.
Joey: So Yugi, about that Underdog card… you said it reminds you of
Yami: [surprised] I did? Yes, well…Um, [to Yugi] a little help here? [winks
switches with a blushing Yugi]
Yugi: Huh?…Oh, that’s real mature, Pharaoh! [Still blushing and Sees Joey]
Joey: [Playfully locks Yugi’s head in his arms] So, Yuge, everyone else seems
to think that Underdog card reminds you of me.
Yugi: Well, um, let me put this in the best way possible, [^^ and fingers
><] the card reminded me of you because when the odds are against you, you always pulls
Tristan: I can see it on your business cards right now, Joey Wheeler, Executive
Joey: [angered] Hey!!
Kaiba: Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make
Joey: Hey! I know an insult when I hear one! Look at me when I’m yelling at
Tristan: Don’t worry about it, Joey! This tournament was just a cheap way for
Kaiba to promote Kaibaland!
Mokuba: [raises his fist] You know I’m standin’ right here, right?!
Yugi: "Is that a Blue Eyes arena?”
Joey: “We’re not dealing with normal people here.”
Duke: “No, we’re not.”
Ziegfried:(summons 3 goddesses) “Now it’s one underdog against three divas.”
Joey: “You mean four divas.”
::Slifer the sky dragon emerges from the palace, following Pharaoh Atem and Bakura::
Bombasa: “And that is a big, red dragon!”
Joey: “This sort of thing used to surprise me, but now … not so
Yugi: (running for his poor dear life)
Tristan and Joey: (in unison) “Yugi!?”
Yugi: (runs past them) “TALK LATER! RUN NOW!”
Joey: “What’s with him?” (He and Tristan turn around to see a gang
of mummies running towards them)
Tristan and Joey: “ZOINKS!” (Both run away)
Pegasus: “What did I do to inspire such hatred?”
Kaiba: “It’s a long list, and I don’t have a lot of time.”
Pegasus: Anubis is gone. No one could return from a defeat so thoroughly devastating
as that!! Well … no one but Kaiba that is … I’m sorry, did I say that out loud?
Kaiba: When are you geeks gonna stop giving that lame
friendship speech? Tristan: I’d say… when you stop pretending everything’s a magic trick.
Tristan: (After the tomb collapsed) So this is
the end? Feels weird. Joey: Yeah. Seto: What were you geeks expecting? Joey: Fireworks, sappy music, something… At least make up one of your
wrap-up speeches, Yug. Yugi: Well, sometimes the end of one adventure is the beginning of another. Joey: Ahh, much better.