Now here’s the thing about saying

It starts

So whenever you’re in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim

Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say

 it’s so easy
And I’d like to take a moment

I’ll tell you how you can say


Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK

Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK

You’re naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK

Fail your class, FIRETRUCK

Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK

Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK

Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK

Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK

No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK

Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK

Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK

Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK

Say firetruck every chance you see
It’s even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now

-Whoa man, did you just say f**k?
Naw man, I just said

-But when you bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we’re sayin’

Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK

iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK

Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK

Crash your car, FIRETRUCK

Into your dog, FIRETRUCK

Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-

Wait, so now my mom’s a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
You act like that’s not normal-
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?

Fail science, FIRETRUCK

Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK

There’s over 500 Pokemon?!

Lose the game, FIRETRUCK

David Blaine, FIRETRUCK

Get ran over by a… (what?) FIRETRUCK

So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It’s more polite. 
And if you didn’t like this song, go firetruck yourself.