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See, we female Jews have big, loud voices that originate in the nose. Good for calling your eight kids to dinner, but not for dealing with bootleggers. Had to learn to be quiet and dark like dad, like the underbelly of this city at night.

if you write an entire novel in tumblr replies I am going to piss myself

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IF THE MAIN CHARACTER ISN’T A NEW YORK JEWISH WOMAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE A MAN IN ORDER TO TAKE OVER HER FATHER’S SPEAKEASY AFTER HE DIES I’LL DESTROY U

DON’T DESTROY ME

though that does sound pretty cool

trust me, you don’t want my greasy fictiony fingers all over it