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@blairtrabbit: they would find some amazon civilization
blairtrabbit: johnny would almost get them killed
Me: like
Me: immediately
blairtrabbit: like jack would see the giant women step out of the bushes his eyes would get really big

blairtrabbit: and he would side eye johnny and shake his head slowly

blairtrabbit: but it would be to late
Me: hahahaa oh my god
blairtrabbit: johnny would have his mouth open taking a deep breath

blairtrabbit: then the very next shot
blairtrabbit: them in a cage over a fire

Me: “I do not know why you continue to behave this way toward women when I suck your dick every night, Johnny,” Jack says

Me: but in a more PG way

blairtrabbit: johnny just has his head in his hands

Flower of Fire

Meant to protect the abused from their abuser – no matter the variety. Best when worn: can be made into an amulet, drawn on the body, carried on paper. You might also rest your perfumes upon it, so that the mist becomes a form of protection, I recommend doing one or two of the above, so that even if you forget one, your anxiety about forgetting it won’t alert your abuser.

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Me: YAS FIRE LETS CLICK PLAY.

Me after 10 seconds: mmmmmmmAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK DAMMIT THEY LOOK SO FREAKIN FINE.

Me (0:50):mmmmmOHMYGODTHISISGONNABELIT

Yoongi: Burning up 

Rest of bts: FIRE

Me: Hello, yes thank you for documenting ON HOW MY INSIDES FEEL. HOW DARE YOU. NO I’M NOT OKAY AT ALL.

Most of the mv- Me: NO. NO. NO. NO. I DON’T CARE NO. MY HEART IS NOT DEAD. NOPE.

*Beat Drops*

Me: *hand on heart* I see the light.

Me: THAT FOOTWORK.

Me: Oh hey look, I just died. Well congrats, bighit, I’m dead again. 

Me: No but seriously, if you wanted a crowd you could have just asked me. I mean, you wouldn’t have to pay

Me in the corner: I’ll gladly touch Tae *cackles*