firefly sweet tea

Made a Rufioh Homestuck Drink on Accident

Dicking around in the kitchen while trying to get my buzz back after eating mcdonalds.Made a delicious ochre liquid beverage and it was sweet and tangy like homestuck’s own Rufioh and the wonderful rufiozuko. This was sloppily concocted at plushestrumpest ’s house a little past midnight.

BANGARANG RECIPE

2 oz. Cinnamon Sugar Syrup (Water, Brown Sugar, White Sugar, Vanilla, Cinnamon)

2. oz Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka

Top with coke in a high ball glass over ice.

Fucking enjoy.

I know I did.

IT'S COCKTAIL FRIDAY BITCHES

FRIENDS, ENEMIES, AND PEOPLE I AM AMBIVALENT ABOUT

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE TASTIEST ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE I HAVE EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF DRINKING

IT IS CALLED…. BLACK WIDOW TEA

ALLOW ME TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE THIS MAGICAL THING

1) PUT A CUP OR A CUP AND A HALFISH OF ICE IN A TALL GLASS THAT MAKES YOU FEEL REAL CLASSY WHEN YOU DRINK OUT OF IT

2) POUR 2 SHOTS OF FIREFLY SWEET TEA VODKA (THERE ARE OTHER SWEET TEA VODKAS BUT I HAVEN’T HAD THEM SO JUST BUY THIS I PROMISE IT’S GREAT) IN THERE AND ENOUGH CHAMBORD TO SATISFY YOUR INNER SUGAR JUNKY

3) POUR TWO SHOTS OF SWEET & SOUR MIX IN THERE AND TOP THE WHOLE THING OFF WITH SODA

4) MIX THAT ISH UP AND DELIGHT IN DRINKING THE TASTIEST DRINK NAMED AFTER THE BADDEST BAD ASS ASSASSIN THERE EVER WAS

Where are you ladies finding your Firefly tea vodkas? I’ve searched high and low (even crossed my fingers when I walked into Sam’s club in hopes that they’d carry this in bulk), but I haven’t been able to find it anywhere.

If you’ve had this, would you mind letting me know where you got it? Thanks!