fireball the sport

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Remington eXperimental Pistol number 100 “Fireball”

Manufactured by Remington Arms c.1963-1998 - serial number B7500376.
.221 Remington Fireball single shot, bullpup bolt action, nylon target grip.

The Model XP-100 was made specifically for long-range pistol shooting, a thing it indeed excels at by using the fastest handgun cartridge commercially available. Which also happens to be a rifle cartridge.
Space gun !

of course i do broships!!!

apologies for the shortness, but ill be staying at my grandparents house for a few weeks now. my writing time is somewhat limited, but I will do my best to prosper!

“Mine’s better.”

“Nuh-uh. No way, yours looks like somebody barfed Lucy’s closet all over it!”

“That’s ridiculous! Besides, you cheated, frickin’ ice fetish…”

Natsu scowled in frustration at Gray’s clearly better snowman model of Juvia. He did cheat, of course – there was no possible way that snow would ever formulate into the shape of a woman naturally.

Natsu’s much more amorphous snowman just pretty much looked like a snowbank with big tits and a lot of clothing.

“Snow Lucy is beautiful! Don’t listen to what that ice-freak has to say about you, baby.” Natsu comforted his inanimate snow-girlfriend by fondling its twig hand.

“Snow Lucy has no legs.” Gray deadpanned, giving Snow Lucy a quick once-over and smirking. “Snow Juvia is kinda hot.”

Natsu glared. “Why don’t you date her instead then, I’ll just tell flesh Juvia you prefer a snow version of her. Good luck with the frostbite on your dick, asshole.”

“I’ll tell flesh Lucy you got water all over her pink shirt.” Gray shot back. Natsu paled.

“Flesh Lucy is gonna find out anyways,” he lamented with a quick scratch to the back of his neck. That was gonna earn him a beating later on…

“Hey fire hazard, check this out.” Gray yelled, using his magic to make Snow Lucy turn into a bazooka.

“You bastard! You murdered Snow Lucy, my one true love!” Natsu yelled back, looking around to make sure real Lucy hadn’t heard. “You’ll pay for that…”

“Oh yeah? By doing wha- oh shit-“

A fireball the size of a sports car barreled towards Gray at frightening speed. He dove to the side, getting a face full of snow and a soul filled with rage.

“Natsu, don’t you dare throw that snowba – god fucking dammit, I’ll kill you!”

Slowly, their who-has-the-hotter-snow-girlfriend fight escalated into a full out war, and Snow Juvia had long since been reduced to a mere puddle.

A snowball hit Natsu in the face and he returned the favor by setting Gray’s ice palace on fire.

Fuck you, you crazy firecrotch!”

“Eat a salty dick sandwich!”

Gray hurled a particularly large snowball at Natsu’s face. It exploded dramatically.

Gray laughed, unfortunately inviting Natsu to tackle him to the ground and force feed him some more snow.

“How does it taste?” Natsu asked, sprinkling the snow over Gray’s face like a proud baker.

“Get offa me, fuckass.” Gray groaned. By the tone of his voice, Natsu could tell that he had given up. Victory belonged to him, he had successfully avenged Snow Lucy.

Natsu leapt off of Gray and lay down in the snow beside him, admiring the destruction they had caused in the middle of the park.

“Nice fightin’ with you, bro.” Natsu offered his hand, holding it up in the air for a fist bump.

Gray sighed and regrettably fist bumped him back. “Don’t think this is some kind of ‘brotherly’ moment, I still hate your guts.”

“Naturally.” Natsu agreed with a peaceful smile.

“Snow Lucy was really ugly.”

“Take that back.”

“Never.”

“Well Snow Juvia might have been hotter than flesh Juvia.”

You take that back.”

In seconds, Gray’s fist was in Natsu’s stomach and they were at it again.

At a safe distance away, Juvia and Lucy were getting their nails done and watching with dull interest.

“Natsu-san and Gray-sama are…really alike…” Juvia noted.

“M-hm. We must be idiots to date them.” Lucy said flatly, watching Natsu light a column of trees ablaze.

“We must be…” Juvia agreed sadly. Then a building lit on fire and they were at it again.