Merry Christmas @that-otaku-chick!! I’m your secret santa!! I’m so sorry for being late, thank you for understanding why though <3 <3 <3

I tried a bunch of different of new things while making this, I hope it turned out okay! I know you said you love the dragon slayers, but I wasn’t sure if there was one you liked more than the other, so I decided to go ahead and do the main seven!!

I hope you like it ^^ Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, sweetie!!

Tag squad: @neato-ft @loveandlucky @celestialyukino77 @margherine @animoozies

Edit: I literally do not understand anything about Tumblr and image sizing, so it probably looks weird as fuck on desktop and if someone can help me with that, that would be awesome lmao

Dragon Slayers (Fairy Tail)
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Sting Eucliffe, Natsu Dragneel
  • Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Rogue Cheney
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Wendy Marvell
  • Looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Laxus Dreyar, Gajeel Redfox
  • Sinnamon Roll: Cobra/Erik
Never Mess With A Dragon Slayer

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Summaries of Halestorm music videos:

Halestorm (2009)

I Get Off:

  • Lzzy overenunciates
  • josh looks uncomfortable 
  • some kind of x-men shit going down
  • arejay hale stop kicking your drums or so help me
  • those 2000s vibes

Love/Hate Heartbreak:

  • Lzzy doesn’t know what to do with her hands when she doesn’t have a guitar to hold, it’s so cute
  • arejay casually undressing in the background
  • joe is hair goals lmao
  • garage band aesthetic

It’s Not You:

  • i’m not really sure what this video is, but it features:
  • a girls roller derby
  • prime examples of 90s/early 00s fashion
  • joe nearly getting run over by roller skaters
  • arejay repeatedly beating a megaphone with a drumstick??
  • what the fuck guys

Familiar Taste of Poison:

  • emo supremo
  • but like the cool kind
  • this song is the single reason they’re always compared/associated with evanescence please stop
  • AWESOME 30s murder mystery aesthetics
  • Lzzy is dead
  • and beautiful
  • evil playboy dr. smith

The Strange Case Of… (2012)

Mz. Hyde:

  • everyone loves it
  • the video is basically just a love declaration to the fans
  • made up of concert footage
  • i love you too

I Miss The Misery:

  • the best lzzy look ever like 10/10 would worship
  • i need her top
  • and her hair
  • that glorious fuck you attitude
  • it doesn’t even have a real plot, it’s just lzzy strolling around some sort of bridge and looking bomb 
  • heart eyes motherfucker

Love Bites (So Do I):

  • sorry the only proper reaction to this song is screaming along
  • joe with gibson ayyy
  • lzzy illustrating the important lyrics with hand gestures
  • congratulations!! this is what a grammy win looks like!!!

Freak Like Me:

  • let us hear the holy anthem of our people
  • a “Best Of“ compilation of the Strange Case era from concerts, fans, and bts videos
  • arejay dancing shirtless 
  • and stage diving
  • basically this makes me cry i love them so much

Here’s To Us:

  • everyone in 80s disco outfits
  • jägermeister
  • glam rock lzzy
  • arejay’s red mohawk
  • completely stunning backing vocals from the boys
  • you know when you can just feel the friendship and love between the members of a band
  • that’s what Here’s To Us is like
  • more jägermeister

Into The Wild Life (2015)


  • Lzzy step on me
  • josh changed his hat!! alert the media!
  • will I ever get tired of music videos that are basically just the band performing? the answer is no.
  • message of the video: you can grow up & make better style choices but still be rock’n’roll af


  • hands down, the BEST halestorm music video
  • bus driver josh is my fave
  • they’re all 100% done
  • my favourite part is when he just runs away from the bus like N O P E
  • guitar smashing! yay!
  • no. 1 positivity song
  • how the everloving fuck does arejay manage to look so good in a goddamn white leather jacket jesus fucking christ on a bicycle

I Am The Fire:

  • now they’re in the desert? 
  • sick ass double neck guitar hell yeah
  • shit’s on FIRE!!
  • i will fight
  • can you say BADASS?!


  • everyone is gorgeous and i cry
  • srsly lzzy’s eye make up alone could slay my entire life
  • when u watch this please keep in mind that they dropped it as a surprise without any announcements or teasers or warnings
  • the entire bandom fell into a coma for 2 days

Gifts we have seen/heard Magnus give so far:
•Demon detecting necklace to Izzy
•Fire breathing cobra to Camille (greatest gift he has given anyone so he says)

Gifts we have seen given to Magnus so far:
•an omamori(?) by Alec (if that is what it is)

And I swear by the angel if Magnus tells Alec the omamori is the greatest gift anyone has ever given him I’m flipping all the tables in my house


So like Natsu, Gajeel, Wendy, Sting, Rogue, Laxus and Cobra?


Um... I’d love to know why ANY of these scenes are wrong or inappropriate.

I have missed almost all the drama (and that makes me so happy). But there common themes in these three pictures.

Dad and Henry….

Grandpa and Henry…

… and father figure (Mom’s boyfriend/true love) andHenry.

Henry has and has had these men be a significant part of his life!  He needs male role models. And, okay we can’t see his face in these shots lol, but I think it’s undeniable what these moments must mean to him.

I haven’t read many comments, but I know they are out there. I don’t get it. I’m literally shaking my head in utter confusion over why people are threatened for the bonding time that is being displayed in ANY of these pictures.

Image Credit-From Lycosthenes’ Prodigiorum ac Ostentorum Chronicon 

Becoming the Phoenix

I flew straight out of heaven, a mad bird full of secrets. I came into being as I came into being. I grew as I grew. I changed as I change. My mind is fire, my soul fire. The cobra wakes and spits fire in my eyes. I rise through ochre smoke into black air enclosed in a shower of stars. I am what I have made. I am the seed of every god, beautiful as evening, hard as light. I am the last four days of yesterday, four screams from the edges of earth— beauty, terror, truth, madness— the phoenix on his pyre.

Normandi Ellis- Awakening Osiris: A New Translation of the Egyptian Book of the Dead.

A more correct translation would be the Book of Coming into the Light.