fire water air earth

anonymous asked:

I don't know if someone has already asked you this but what kind of humor do the signs have? in your opinion what placements can make someone witty and which signs are classified as the memes of the zodiac lol

Hahah I love this ask! Thanks for sending it, anon.

All signs can be funny, but they’ll be so in different ways. But like, for one to be universally funny… Like, the class clown? The sunshine of the group? Normally these people will have Gemini, Sagittarius, Leo, Capricorn or Aquarius somewhere. Also strong placements in the 3rd (communication), 5th (fun, public and friendships), 7th (partnerships, acquaintances) and 11th (society matters, friendships) houses - these can make the person good at entertaining people (if said placements are good, though!).

As to other kinds of funny:

Water signs can make the person funny in a dramatic way, using their exaggeration to make things funny

Fire signs can make the person confrontational and a little too honest, so the honesty involved in the way they talk will make them funny

Air signs can make the person funny in a witty way, clever way. Awesome bantering

Earth signs can make one sarcastic af, very quick to react in an intelligent manner. Irony is their thing

Hope this cleared it out for you! Now imagine someone that has a mix of all of this… Funny little shits, indeed. lol Do you have any of these, anon? :)

German Words for the Signs

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Aries: Fuchsteufelswild

“As wild as a fox & as mad as the devil”

Originally posted by pretty-dead-dog

Taurus: Geborgenheit

“Feelings of comfort, warmth and closeness”

Gemini: Zugzwang

“Being put at a disadvantage by being forced to make a decision.”

Originally posted by kyoka-sui-get-su

Cancer: Fingerspitzengefühl

“The ability to possess a powerful intuition.”

Leo: Kopfkino

“A cinema inside of your head.”

Originally posted by cognitionandperceptiondisorder

Virgo: Erbsenzähler 

“Someone who is neurotic or has perfectionist behaviors.”

Originally posted by chairczar

Libra: Weltschmerz 

“The sad feeling that comes with seeing chaos & wishing for things to get better.”

Scorpio: Schnapsidee

“A drunk idea that will most likely be regretted.”

Originally posted by kareligomleeek

Sagittarius: Fernweh

“A desire to visit distant places.”

Capricorn: Waldeinsamkeit

“The feeling of being by yourself in the forest, connected to nature.”

Originally posted by livingstills

Aquarius: Sehnsucht

“Longing for something that is missing”

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

Pisces: Luftschloss

“An unlikely but magical dream.”

an earth moon’s heart is full, but she is hard like a forest floor. yet, every single day, new things grow in the forest, and form treetops and flora. it gives a home to forest animals and humans that dare to adventure into it. it’s alive and thriving, and so are earth moons.

an air moon’s heart is empty, but only because she is up in the clouds, running, dreaming, flying. she’s breathing in new experiences and emotions that don’t even exist yet. she’s found peter and she’s on her way to neverland as we speak, she doesn’t ever want to come down.

a fire moon’s heart is overflowing, you cannot keep her contained. she needs release, spirit, adventure. she’s sprinting through cities and setting everyone and everything in her way ablaze with stories, emotions and life. she’s reaching for the clouds and burning the planet to it’s core. she’s everywhere, everything and more.

a water moon’s heart is waiting at the bottom of the ocean. she’s seen everything the world has to offer and she’s not done yet. she’s catapulting into space. she’s created the oceans. she’s filled herself to the brim and she’s filling others too. she has so much to offer that her own tiny body cannot contain it all.

If you lack water in your chart: Baths of all kind, being near water, finding creative outlets, and crystals/stones such as tourmaline, pearl, moonstone, opal, and smoky quartz are good for healing. 

If you lack fire in your chart: Sunshine, exercise, hot and spicy foods, wearing red and oranges, dancing, ginger or peppermint tea, and crystals/stones such as ruby, bloodstone, carnelian, obsidian, and topaz are good for healing. 

If you lack in earth in your chart: Hardy foods, exercise, gardening, hiking, being in nature, working with clay, root vegetables, red earth, and emeralds, peridot, moss agate, amber, and copper are good for healing. 

If you lack in air in your chart: Breathing exercises, meditation, cleaning, being social, having long periods of alone time/space, and crystals/stones such as sapphires, aquamarine, and obsidian are good for healing. 

♈♌♐ Fire Glows  ♉♍♑ Earth Grows ♊♎♒ Air Knows ♋♏♓ Water Flows

Fire emphasis: Self confident, impulsive, initiative, dominant, energetic, uncontrollable, independent, imaginative, creative, idealistic, stimulating, intense, inspiring, self amusing, intuitive, defensive, self ruling, commanding, playful, spontaneous, delighted, can become burnt out, passionate, independent

Fire Deficit can express as: Lethargic, lack confidence, reserved, underwhelmed, rational, guarded, withdrawing, disinterested, has trouble with assertion, easily bored, melancholic and/or ultra restless and disorderly, impatient, forceful, angry, confused, lack of passion and direction, attention seeking, aggressive

Earth emphasis: Realistic, pedantic, compulsive, materialistic, orderly, refined, responsible, shy, guarded, emotionally reserved, ritualistic, pessimistic, rational, thorough, aware, intelligent, focused, in tune with nature, understands limitations, the physical body is a temple, stabilizing, relies too heavily on logic, sensual

Earth deficit can express as: Spaciness, disorderly, irresponsible, dependent, out of touch with basic living requirements, distant or not contained in the physical body, nomadic, can struggle holding down employment or responsibilities, neglects health, moody or overly cautious and serious, controlling, structured, anxious, hypochondriac, meticulous, duty bound, afraid of imagination

Air emphasis: Clever, spaced out, communicative, cerebral, conceptual, out of touch with the physical body, unrealistic, engaging, social, curious, restless, objective, mentally active, light eater, graceful, flexible, lost in thought, insomniac, informative, abstract, conceives ideas, detached, over emphasizes the intellectual response, distant, imaginative

Air deficient can express as: Extreme doubts with intelligence, struggle with academic and educative institutions, sedate in thinking and latching onto ideas, trouble turning inner world into language, disconnected, quiet minded or becomes a master of a field, highly motivated with education, feels the need to prove intelligence, over rational, worried, high functioning intellectual, dominant in conversation

Water emphasis: Receptive, fluid, hyper sensitive, emotionally focused, secretive, empathetic, withdrawing, solitary, idealistic, visionary, unstable, melancholic, theatrical with emotional displays, projects feelings onto others, people conscious, intuitive, lacks boundaries, can be easily manipulated, lethargic, escapist, disturbed, overwhelmed

Water deficit can express as: Inability to comprehend and identify feelings, disregards emotions, low emotional intelligence, dissociated, unresponsive, has trouble ascertaining values, emptiness, contained, distant, insensitive to the pain of others or extremely moody and unstable, represses emotions until violent outburst, unpredictable, hypersensitive, cannot understand nor control moods, reactive

-Cherry

The Most “Moon” Things My Friends Have Ever Said

Thought this would be pretty fun & silly lol

Aries moon: I want to stop playing. Not because I’m losing, but because this game is fucking dumb”.

Taurus moon: I’m just looking to get wine-mom drunk tonight.”

Gemini moon: “Sometimes I stay up really late and enter random chat rooms for fun. They tell me their fetishes and everything…”

Cancer moon: “I feel like I really care about everyone but no one cares about me.”

Leo moon: “I skipped class because they don’t deserve my presence.”

Virgo moon: “Yeah, it’s that modern art shit that’s just a potato chip crumb on a plate. Genius.”

Libra moon: “There’s no hot people at this party, what’s the point?”

Scorpio moon: “Crime shows bore me, I always know who did it within like 5 minutes.”

Sagittarius moon: “I dropped 2 tabs of acid yesterday and became the best artist of all time.”

Capricorn moon: “Fuck you, I could beat Gordon Ramsay in a cook-off any day.”

Aquarius moon: “The state of our country right now…no actually, the state of our WORLD right now terrifies me.”

Pisces moon: “I don’t care that it’s just a game, you can’t leave those dogs in such small cages like that!”

-Admin L