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When you’re reading a fanfic in public and a smutty scene that you weren’t expecting comes up

Originally posted by daddyslittlecuteprincess

Amren

Remember when Feyre and Amren talked about her favourite kind of blood? Amren said that although it wasn’t her most favourite, goat blood reminded her of “some other times, some other place”…

Now, do you remember how Manon climbed mountains just to catch goats for Abraxos?

Friendly Reminder

Feyre found her Court of Dreams in her darkest moments. Aelin found Rowan when she had lost all hope. You will too. You are not alone. Things will get better .::

When you're reading an Sjm book and then all of a sudden come to an unexpected plot twist

Originally posted by noface-me

  • Cassian: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
  • Nesta: *Blushes* What?!
  • Cassian: A quickie. You know, one of those tart things.
  • Nesta:
  • Cassian:
  • Nesta:
  • Cassian:
  • Nesta: IT'S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!
Flirting Skillz

Rowan: *makes Aelin fight a big ass lake monster and escape the Valg*

Rhysand: *sends Feyre to retrieve his ring from the Weaver, almost gets her eaten*

Both: *high five* We gotta compare notes

Yesterday I went to the Sarah J. Maas signing in Pennsylvania. I wasn’t able to have anything signed by her, but I still got to see and hear her speak !!!! eeekkk.

So here are some things that she mentioned that I think were worth mentioning

  • Throne of Glass has had multiple ending over the years
    • A Court Of Thons And Roses’ ending hasn’t changed for the most part 
  • If the characters were food Cassian would be Nachos and Azriel would be dark chocolate and wine
  • Yrene has a major POV in Tower of Dawn
  • Tower of Dawn is basically ToG 6
    • YOU NEED TO READ THAT IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND TOG7
  • Tower of Dawn is basically the same length as EoS and QoS
  • Her advice for perspective authors:
    • Dry shampoo
  • She loves mac & cheese
    • Sometimes baked (mother in law makes it the best) other times with white chetter
    • Mac & Cheese is basiacally a food group in her house
  • If she had to choose a Court it wouldn’t be Summer cause she doesn’t like outdoors so maybe the Autumn Court
    • Cause it’s her favorites season
      • Though she did make note of the people
  • Miryam and Drakon may be one of the “short stories
  • The short stories expand on the world
  • The first short story is set after ACOWAR but some of them might be set before 😉
    • She knows what the first two are about
    • And for the others as well as the length of them, “We’ll see what happens”
  • They sould be published in autumn of 2018 … maybe

You know the book it’s a good book when destroys your life.

Friendly reminder

ACOMAF was originally written in two POV’s (Feyre and Rhysand), but Sarah trashed it because she didn’t want the readers to find out about the mating bond until later in the book.

  • me: FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING BOOK FUCK THESE CHARACTERS MAKING ME FEEL THESE FUCKING EMOTIONS WITH THEIR NONEXISTENT ASSES THEY KEEP DYING OR GETTING KIDNAPPED OR BREAKING DOWN AND THEN THE FUCKING BOOK ENDS ON A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER AND I HAVE TO WAIT A FUCKING YEAR TO GET WRAPPED UP IN THIS SHIT AGAIN MOTHERFUCK
  • also me: *pre orders next book*
Friendly Reminders

Things from THIS POST that are still relevant to us books later.

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Throne of Glass

  • HOF was hardest to write
  • Manon’s POV is easiest to get into
  • “Definitely possible” for Fae to have more than one soul mate
  • Asterin Blackbeak is wanted for murder
  • Five year old Dorian would want 30 year old Dorian to be an “epic dragon-slayer”
  • If Sarah could bring back any character that she killed, it would be Nehemia
  • Influence for Rowan: “Rowan just walked into my head one day, and that was that”
  • SJM knows how ToG will end but “still many, many stories to be told in that world afterwards”
  • Manon likes to have her hair brushed
  • Yrene will be returning in future ToG books
  • Fleetfoot is 100% confirmed to survive the series
  • Nox will return (as of right now ) but not is QoS
  • “Nox has been off on some VERY fun adventures since TOG”
  • Ending of ToG won’t be like fiction press draft which Sarah considers to be “an entirely different book” of which “everything has been thrown out”
  • Dorian stole a berry pie from castle kitchen when he was 11, ate the whole thing and was sick for a day (random fact)
  • Dorian is 6′0, Chaol is 6′1, Celaena is 5′7-5′8, Aedion is 6′3, Rowan is around 6′4
  • Rowan would win in a fight against Legolas… “Duh”!
  • Ironteeth “witches have slits high up in their gums where the iron teeth snap down/over their normal teeth”
  • Piano is only instrument Celaena can play
  • Chaol has “the NICEST buns”
  • It was always the plan for Sam to die
  • “Sam is 1000% dead and never coming back”
  • Most important question asked (according to SJM): “who has the better bum, Chaol, Dorian or Rowan?” - SJM won’t answer except to say that Celaena definitely has an opinion on this

A Court of Thorns and Roses

  • Working on last names for Tamlin and co.
  • Potential companion novels!
  • Took 5 weeks to write first draft (”crazy fast”)
  • Rhys is favorite character to write in ACOTAR
  • Tamlin’s chest is so chiseled, “you could literally crack a nut on his chest”

TOG + ACOTAR

  • Celaena was harder to write than Feyre because “I had to rip open old wounds and dark parts of myself to write HOF”
  • Lucien and Dorian would be “bffers
  • ACOTAR cover might be favorite
  • Chaol and Tamlin would be good friends (but tense at first)
  • If Celaena and Feyre met, “they would be like two cats meeting for the first time”
  • ACOTAR men would not know what to do with Celaena, she would eat them all alive
  • Favorite villain to write = Manon’s grandmother
  • SJM’s advice to surviving SJM’s endings: “invest in tissues. and chocolate”
  • Cover color decisions are not up to SJM
  • “TOG and ACOTAR are in the same Megaverse. So you could technically open a Wyrdgate between their worlds.”

Character Personalities

  • Feyre would love Sophia Coppola films
  • Celaena would love Gone With the Wind
  • Dorian would love classics (films)
  • “Rhys wears black boxers… when he feels like wearing underwear at all.”
  • If Celaena were an animal, she would “10000%” be a velociraptor
  • Feyre’s sport is cross-country or swimming
  • Manon’s sport is ice-hockey (without pads preferable)
  • Celaena’s sport is soccer
  • Feyre’s most visited website = Pinterest
  • Celaena’s most visited website = Goodeads
  • Rhys’ theme song = “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred
  • Celaena’s unofficial theme song = “Back in Black” by AC/DC
  • TOG characters who would have tattoos (if modern day): Aedion, Celaena, Rowan, Nehemia
  • TOG characters who would not have tattoos (if modern day): Manon, Dorian, Chaol
  • Celaena is a “double-shot-espresso-hold-the-bs” type of person (not tea)

We always talk about if Aelin and Rowan meet Feyre and Rhysand. But what about the others?

So here are some headcannons …

  • Dorian and Rhys having a heart to heart about how the world saw them and expected them to be cruel, unjust, vengeful rulers like their fathers but how they strove to be someone more and a beacon to all their people 
  • Amren and Mannon drinking the blood of men together * Lysandra shifting with Feyre into any form and flying, running, fighting or playing together 
  •  As well as both of them forming wings and flying with Rhys, Cass and Az
    • Bonus - Mannon on Abraxos flying with them and them all racing 
  • Lysandra, Rhys, Mor and Aelin bonding over fine things like clothes
  • Dorian, Aelin and Feyre talking about books and book recommendations 
  • Cassian making a comment about Lysandra just to push Aedion’s buttons and them proceeding to fight
  • Amren, Azriel and Elide connecting because they both were held captive for a good portion of their lives
  • Azriel, Cassian, Aedion and Fenrys pissing off Rowan and Rhys
  • All of them (and I mean EVERYONE) training together
  • Fenrys winnowing with Rhys, and Mor and them teaching him more about it
  • Rhys, Az and Cassian fighting at one point about wingspan and Lys getting fed up so she shifts into an Iryllian male with a bigger wingspan than all of them

Add-on if there are any you can think of :)

DEAR SARAH J. MAAS:

SINCERELY, EVERYONE WHO CANNOT HANDLE ALL THESE FEELS.

We all know that 17 year old Rowan wouldn’t know what to do with a 17 year old Aelin/Celeana, right?

Now I’m thinking: how would a 17 year old Rhysand react to a 17 year old Feyre?

I’m thinking about it because they keep saying in the books that around their teen ages, all the Illyrians wanted was to fight and fuck… so I’m curious… anyone else?