youcantburnme-deactivated201301  asked:

If Jason wasn't there, would you guys ship Fiper?

Hazel: Wait a second…isn’t Fiper, Piper and Fr-

Leo: Oh gross! That is… that is just wrong, man.

Hazel: Well… it’s - it’s an interesting pairing but…

Leo: Dude. If Jason wasn’t there, I’d probably ship Piper with, like, me. Even the thought of that is scary.

Hazel: I mean, it’s not like I’m against it… it’s just that Piper and Frank don’t really, you know, go together.

Leo: Plus, Frank’s too fat for Piper.

Hazel: Leo!