fiona drink

  • Keith: Lance
  • Lance: Go to sleep Keith
  • Keith: This is important Lance
  • Lance: What is it
  • Keith: in Shrek 2 the potion changes Fiona because Shrek drinks it and they both become beautiful because she's his true love. So did dragon change when donkey drank it or did she stay the same?? Like she's pregnant with the DonkeyDragons at the time/just gave birth since they're able to fly so?? Did the babies have to deal with Dragon just changing suddenly?? Did she not change because she's not his true love???
  • Lance: ohmygod Keith she just didn't change she's already perfect as it is, look at her
  • Keith: You're right. I love you.
  • Lance: I'm going back to sleep
  • Keith: Night babe
  • Lance: Night
Lights Will Guide You Home

“…and ignite your bones”

Ian wakes up on morning, distraught over leaving Mickey, to find a stranger by his bed. Or was he a stranger at all?

Ian walks home from work filled with exhaustion in so many ways. The journey almost pitch black from the shitty street lights not working. He opens the door, the light from inside killing his eyes, and finds Lip and Fiona drinking on the couch.  

“Hey, man,” Lip greets him. “Wanna join?”

Ian offers a fake smile to his siblings. Not having a genuine since…  He things Since you broke up with the man you loved and did nothing as he got chased away with your gun toting half-sister…or was she your cousin. Who the fuck knows. It’s not like your siblings pay enough attention to you to realize your smile isn’t real.

“Nah,” Ian says. “Had a long day. Think I’ll just go to bed.”

“Aww,” Fiona groans, she already seems to be drunk. Drunk Fiona was always a lot of fun. Ian thinks before he shrugs lightly still smiling and heads to the stairs.

Ian’s face drops as soon as he’s out of sight. He gets to his bedroom, Lip’s old one, and starts taking off his clothes.

He sits on the edge and sighs. Another day end, another failed relationship that couldn’t fill the void that was left by-

Ian can’t say his name. Doesn’t want to. It’s left at the back of his throat and he swallows it down hard.

He lays his head on the pillow and welcomes the dreams that will let him escape this reality, at least for a little while.


The morning comes too quickly, the night was filled with tossing and turning and Ian wakes up as he usually does…still tired. His mind is full of regret, guilt, and whatever the hell else kept him up at night and haunted him in his slumber. He rubs his eyes, his body acting hungover despite him not having a drink last night. This is typical until he gets some caffeine in him. Though not even caffeine could hide the disgust and general hatred for himself he felt whenever he thought about…him… Mickey. He lets him think of his name. The man he loved and left again and again. He tried to bury everything he felt with man-hopping and his new job but it didn’t work and Ian knew it.

The bright sun blinds him as Ian looks towards the opened window.

He sighs and turns over to his side and notices a large lump by him on the bed. At first he thinks it’s a pillow but quickly realizes it’s a person. He quickly shifts all the way to the other side of the bed. It’s probably someone Frank let in for some cash or drugs. Won’t be the first time.

Ian leans back and extends his leg slowly pushing the person further and further off the bed until they get close enough to the edge and Ian kicks them off as forceful as he can.

A loud thump is heard and a groan soon after. Ian quickly jumps off the bed and grabs the bat he always has by his bed.

“Well that’s one fucking way to wake up.” The person says. It’s mumbled enough that Ian can’t quite make out if he knows them or not.

He comes over to the side of the bed the person fell out, his grip on the bat tightening. He can see now it’s a man though most of his body is still covered by the sheets that fell with him.

Ian holds up the bat higher and is about to shout at the man when the man’s arm escape his cover prison to rub his head and Ian sees his hand.

The bat slips out of Ian’s fingers and crashes down on the floor making a worse noise then the body that hit it a few minutes ago.

It can’t be he thinks but he sees it clearly.



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** This is an updated version of the shameless drinking game that Jill (mm-milkovich) and I created last summer, so it includes season 4 now. ENJOY!


  1. Every time you see naked boobs.
  2. Every time they mention ROTC or military.
  3. Every time Fiona is at a new job.
  4. Every time Sheila shows her agoraphobia.
  5. Frank does something shitty to the kids
  6. Every time Fiona gets laid
  7. Whenever Frank offers a round to the bar – bonus drink when he actually follows through with it.
  8. Every time Vee does medical things.
  9. Every time Fiona questions the other kids motives behind something.
  10. Every time Jimmy/Steve flashes his money.
  11. Every time the family mentions paying a bill or groceries or money of any sorts.
  12. Every time Lip – the smart kid – does or says something stupid.
  13. Every time Debbie or Carl does something nice for Frank.
  14. Jimmy/Steve and Fiona have a fight.
  15. Every time Fiona isn’t wearing a bra.
  16. What you missed last week.
  17. Every time Kev and Vee have kinky sex.
  18. Every time Linda yells at Kash.
  19. Every time it is mentioned that Frank never pays his tab at the Alibi Room
  20. Every time Frank worries about getting paid by the government (ie disability checks, fraud injuries)
  21. Whenever Ian is working at the Kash and Grab (mentioned or otherwise)
  22. Whenever Mickey denies his feelings for Ian
  23. Whenever Kevin or Vee mentioned babies or having kids.


  1. Every time Lip has a run in with the law.
  2. Every time Ian is in army wear.
  3. Every time someone gets robbed.
  4. Lip and Ian have a heart to heart.
  5. Every time they mention that Lip’s full name is Phillip/he’s called Phillip.
  6. Monica is in an episode.
  7. Every time Frank is brought home drunk.
  8. Every time Fiona breaks down and cries.
  9. Awkward slomo scene.
  10. Every time they make fun of glee.
  11. Kash and Grab sign is seen.
  12. Every time Karen is a mega bitch.
  13. Cute family moment.
  14. Every time Mandy is jealous of Karen.
  15. Frank gets kicked out.
  16. Carl drinks.
  17. Frank goes missing
  18. Every time Frank does something homosexual.
  19. Every time someone gets punched/beat up
  20. Every time Carl does something psychopathic.
  21. Mickey makes a threat.
  22. You see a naked butt.
  23. Every time Mickey doesn’t understand Russian.
  24. Every time Mickey hates on old skeezy men.
  25. Every time Sammi does something creepy with Frank.
  26. Whenever Fiona hates on the Milkoviches.
  27. Awkward moments between Mandy and Lip.
  28. Every time Debbie obsesses with her virginity.
  29. Every time Chucky is eating.
  30. Every time Liam is at College.
  31. Every time Carl bullies someone/it is mentioned that he’s a Bully.
  32. Mickey and Ian are a domesticated couple.
  33. Whenever Ian is wearing Guy-liner.

FINISH DRINK (Three drinks if you’ve already finished a drink in the episode)

  1. Someone refers to Jimmy/Steve as Jimmy/Steve.
  2. Every time Mickey gets shot.
  3. Every time Mickey gets out of jail.
  4. Every time Lip thinks sex can cure homosexuality.
  5. Every time someone is at the train station.
  6. Lip and Ian have a fight.
  7. Every time Mandy is oblivious to the fact that Ian and Mickey are fucking.
  8. Every time Debbie gets mad at Frank/beats Frank up.
  9. Every time Terri tries to kill Ian.
  10. Everyone Mickey gets angry about someone calling him gay.
  11. Ian calls Mickey “Mick”
  12. Every time Mickey initiates a kiss with Ian.

Back when she’d finally gotten wind of the announcement that Sydney would be the location for the show’s sixth season, Fiona had silently praised herself for nixing the Australia trip from her list of places to travel to during the break. She’d been there years before, but enough time had passed that everything looked and felt entirely new as she watched out of the window on the ride from the airport to the house. Over the break, she had been able to organize get togethers with a few of the people from the cast that she was closest to since the idea of going three months without seeing them felt almost painful. With those visits still fresh in mind, Fiona was most exited to be reunited with those that she hadn’t been able to make concrete plans with. Ditching all of her luggage off to the side of the front door and deciding to wait to move it until she found someone willing to help, she headed straight for the kitchen. After searching through a few cabinets with little success, she finally located the glasses and picked one to fix herself some water when she heard footsteps nearby. “Hey, do you want something to drink?” Fiona asked, without turning to see else had entered.

American Horror Story : COVEN- Drinking Game

Take a Drink/Shot every time

1.Nan says “I could be the supreme”

2. Anyone says “You’re the next supreme” drink twice if someone says “I’m the next supreme”

3. Someone says “Bitch”, drink two if Madison says it (she says it at least once an ep)

4. Cordelia shouts or screams 

5. Someone dies

6. Misty mentions “Stevie” or Fleetwood Mac

7. Someone uses their powers

8. Every time someone says “Witch Bitch”

9. Every time Delphine is racist 

10. Someone comes back from the dead

11. Someone mentions the seven wonders

12. Every time someone ignores the fact Zoe could be the supreme

13. We get a FLASH BACK

14. Fiona kills or tries to kill someone

15. Myrtle says something witty and hilarious

16. Cordelia says or does something that makes you go awwwwww

17. Every time you see blood 

18. Someone says the word Supreme

19. And Finally Every time there is the “la la la” music in the background…. Yep have fun getting alcohol poisoning bitches BYEEEE

Shameless 7x11

-Gallavich. Well we got a lot tonight. Mickey saying that the thought of Ia and him kept him going in jail, the car sex. IAN TAKING ALL OF HIS MONEY OUT OF HIS ACCOUNT AND CLOSING IT FOR MICKEY. Ian and Mickey drinking and laying under the stars and Mick asking Ian if he thought about him and ian saying a lot and mickey telling him again he missed him. That last scene. Mick in a dress-well he does have nice legs. 

-BUT Ian said I love you and gave him all his money. They love each other so much. I am sad I wanted Ian to run off with Mickey but he coudln’t, at least for right now. Ian said it-he finally said it as if his actions haven’t spoke loud enough we heard the words. 

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS IS GOODBYE. I REFUSE. Mickey will come back to him one day, one day they can find a middle ground and be happy together. But Ian’s face when he saw Mickey made it over the border. That was just-all the love for that man was obvious right on his face. I’m sorry I was okay with the ending, I know a lot of people are very upset but I think because Noel isn’t coming back full time it’s okay-especially at who they are as people. I think Ian going with Mick and leaving his job that he loves and his family would’ve not been right, I don’t think. Character growth wise. Ian is the love of Mickey’s life, he’ll be back for his firecrotch. I know it. 


-Really loved Debbie yelling at Lip and making sure he’s okay. Also she signed up for college? Wow. Just want to shoutout the writing of Debbie-I haven’t liked her since S4 and I’m just really excited she’s doing well and setting a great example for her daughter and making sure her big brother is okay. 

-Lip tonight. It was interesting and he opened up about why he drank to tune out the noise. Him taking up knitting, well it’s a start. He’s strong-I know he’ll find many more things to keep him away from drinking. 

-Fiona and Lip couch scene was life. Seriously-they were both kind and encouraging and it was nice. 

-Well it wouldn’t be a nice family bonding moment without the whole family high on some type of drug now wouldn’t it? 

-One thing that bothered me was that the writing was trying to make me feel bad that Fiona and Lip didn’t want to go to the wedding of Monica and Frank-who were horrible parents. I just-why. 

-also shout out to ian and mick learning new facts about each other on their road trip to Mexico 

-Was Kev at the bar Ian worked at? He looks so good in those gold shots-I mean Kev can look good in anything. 

-That one Kev scene where he went to apply to that job was weird-like I edit a lot and I noticed it was poorly cut-a few random jump shots and the last few seconds of him yelling in the window could’ve been cut-they weren’t needed. 

-Also wow actually really excited for Fiona’s new investment. 

-Mickey speaking spanish and Ian saying “We do this my way.” are TURN ONS. 

-Monica is dead. I don’t really have feelings on this.