finteness

After a brief hiatus, the Panda guys started calling again.  

Me: Hallo?

Telephone Scam Artist: Hello, ma’am, this is Kevin calling from Panda.  How are you today?

Me: Det går fint.  Og du?

Telephone Scam Artist: Ma’am?

Me: Ja?

Telephone Scam Artist: I’m calling from Panda.  How are you?

Me: Det går fint.

Telephone Scam Artist: You have a really cute voice.

Me: Takk!

Telephone Scam Artist: Do you speak English?

Me: Nei, jeg snakker norsk.

Telephone Scam Artist: But do you–  Listen, Ma’am: do you speak any English?

Me: Nei, dette er ikke engelsk.

Telephone Scam Artist: But… can you…?

Me: Ummmmm…  Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

[sounds of Will making inarticulate wheezing noises in the background]

Telephone Scam Artist: Listen, Ma’am, I have to go, but you just sound so cute, I want to give you a little kiss.  Mmmmwah!

Me [thoroughly weirded out, but determined to play this out]: Takk!  Du er snill.  Ha det bra!

Telephone Scam Artist: Have a good evening, and thank you so much.  [Click]

Impara a farcela da solo, che nei momenti difficili scompaiono tutti
E’ troppo tempo che ci siamo persi ormai
non ho più neanche il coraggio di chiederti come stai
quindi se vorrai
il mio numero ce l'hai
aspetto un tuo messaggio anche se so che non lo manderai.
—  Gionny scandal (via @lostinthisstrangeworld )