Princess Mononoke - Star Wars Episode VII Crossover
Kylo Ren: Look everyone! This is what the Dark Side looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon now it will kill me. Fear and anger only make it grow faster!
General Hux: I’m getting a little bored of this curse of yours, Kylo. Let me just cut the damn thing off!
Poe: Finn! My little Flower!
Finn: Don’t you little flower me, you scared me half to death!
Finn: Why don’t you take off your mask? I bet you’re really handsome…
(Later, Kylo removes his mask while Finn’s not looking. Finn: Hey…! You’re not handsome, you’re GORGEOUS!!)
Luke as the Forest Spirit - everybody’s looking for him and he has no speaking lines.
Han: These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares. So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn galaxy.
Not pictured - THAT’S NOT HOW THE FOREST SPIRIT WORKS!!!
Kylo: Reaches for Rey
Rey: Stabs Kylo
Kylo: Just keeps looking sad
Rey: Lets Kylo hug her.
This is 100% the fault of @futurerustfuture-dust who came up with the idea. Because who wouldn’t want to see the story of Ben Solo, Prince of his People, who has been cursed by the Dark Side and must now travel to the Western Reaches to see with eyes unclouded by hate?