finished wow

bangtan’s chapters of 2016

ridersofdickhan  asked:

tell us a story about an insect

parker insists that he doesnt normally sleepwalk. 

i have no idea if its true or not; for the sake of anyone who lives with him (myself occasionally included) i hope it is. 

however. when he’s sleeping off a few injuries and is pain-medicated enough that its effective on his jacked up metabolism, he does

which would not normally be a big deal. thor sleepwalks too, and the only problem with that is he sleeps naked. so i thought nothing of it when peterbird wandered into the common room late at night with his eyes closed. he kinda just showed up and then stood there, so i figured id let him be and went off to go make myself some hot chocolate. ten or so minutes later, i stepped around the divider wall back to the common room. 

and promptly had the everloving daylights scared out of me. 

why? you ask, why were ten precious years scared off your ridiculous life, bucky???

well. because parker was standing right on the other side of the wall, about two inches from my face. with an alarmingly vacant expression on his face. because he was sleepwalking. 

he was sleepwalking on the fucking ceiling

the finished version of disappointing_your_abuela.jpeg, based off my favorite headcanon of Lance deciding to teach Keith a little Spanish, and suffering when Keith picks it up annoyingly well and looks up how to say some steamier things ;3c

(note that my Spanish is absolutely atrocious and if I screwed up feel free to send me a message and I’ll fix it.)

Top 30 Larry fics in 2016 by kudos on Ao3

Criteria; started and ended in 2016

1. Soft Hands, Fast Feet, Can’t Lose by dolce_piccante for docilelou
2. This Wicked Game by cherrystreet
3. Whirlwind by dolce_piccante
4. Faking It by TheCellarDoor
5. All the Right Moves by cherrystreet
6. One day to believe in you by mediaville for eleadore
7. Something Great by infinitelymint for anchoredlou 
8. Oh Glory by alivingfire
9. If You Asked Me If I Love Him (I’d Lie) by allyasavedtheday
10. (don’t forget) where you belong by rippedgloves
11. Tug-of-War by cherrystreet
12. To the Ends of the Earth by stylinsoncity
13. Paint The Sky With Stars by kiwikero
14. Just Like The Wolf Before He Bites by whoknows
15. I Love You Most by stylinsoncity
16. Pinkies Never Lie by emma1234 
17. wings to break your fall by karamelised 
18. Second Time’s the Charm by cherrystreet 
19. Naked & Proud by kiwikero for someonethatsfunny 
20. come on jump out at me by yoursongonmyheart
21. MARRIED FOR A WEEK?! by gravitycentered
22. Dust on the Road. by Velvetoscar for sinisterist
23. If I Should Stay by gloria_andrews for chelseafrew
24. Bloodline by banana_louis *
25. Autumn At My Window by TheCellarDoor
26. Never Be by cherrystreet
27. Anonymous Said by alivingfire for Emergencyy
28. Make A Run, Cause Some Rebellion by whoknows
29. Luscious blood by Deidei
30. You Watched Me Sink by bananasandboots


*first chapter posted in dec. ‘15.