finish him like a cheesecake

'Pitch Perfect' Starter Sentences

♪- "Lesbi-honest…“

♪- "I’m horizontal-running.”

♪- "I set fires to fill joy.“

♪- "You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your manboobs are gonna concave.”

♪- "Whoop, there it is!!“

♪- "Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. It’s just easier.”

♪- "I’m sorry, but I am my father’s daughter. And he always said, ‘If at first you don’t succeed…pack your bags.’“

♪- "I’m just gonna pump and dump.”

♪- "It’s refreshing, yet displeasing to the eye.“

♪- "Who do you think it would be easier to sleep with? Captain America or a great white shark?”

♪- "The white girl is back.“

♪- "I’m vertical running!!”

♪- "Come on, baby bubble. Wait in line.“

♪- "I won’t disappoint you! My dad always says, 'If you’re not here to win, get the hell out of Kuwait!’”

♪- "I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.“

♪- "Told you endings are the best part.”

♪- "Aca-awkward…“

♪- "Do you want to see a dead body?”

♪- "You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.“

♪- "What up, Shawshank?!”

♪- "So, what’s your deal? Are you one of those girls who’s all dark and mysterious, then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time?“

♪- "This ginger needs her jiggle juice!”

♪- "Huh. Not a dude. It’s not a dude.“

♪- "Give me the sharp weapon! I wanna put it up his butt!”

♪- "Yeah, don’t put me down for cardio.“

♪- "If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can’t. And I hate myself everyday because of it.”

♪- "I’m gonna kill him! I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!“

♪- "I can’t concentrate on anything you’re saying until you cover your junk.”

♪- "You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.“

♪- "I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?”

♪- "Not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate…“

The signs as Pitch Perfect quotes

aries: “I’ve wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously” - Fat Amy

taurus: “I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!” - Fat Amy

gemini: “We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you.” - Aubrey

cancer: “Sisters before misters.” - Bumper

leo: “You are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard that your man boobs are gonna go concave.” - Fat Amy

virgo: “Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It’s not a hat!” - Aubrey

libra: “Oh! Yeah, I’m pretty confident about… *gestures to her body* all of this.” - Chloe

scorpio: *cough* “Slut.” - Fat Amy

sagittarius: “I set fires to feel joy.” - Lilly

capricorn:  “Horizontal running…” - Fat Amy

aquarius: “Wanna do something else? We could re-live my parents’ divorce. Or visit a gynecologist?” - Beca

pisces: “Sometimes I have the feeling that I can do crystal meth but then I think, mmm, better not” - Fat Amy

Pitch Perfect {Sentence Starters}
  • "Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate.'"
  • "I set fires to feel joy."
  • "Look, just so you know, I'm not a total nerd. I also happen to be super-into close-up magic."
  • "Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can _______, but then I think, mmm... better not."
  • "No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry."
  • "Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters."
  • "I can't concentrate on anything you're saying until you cover your junk."
  • "I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously."
  • "Whomp, there it is!"
  • "Well, that's an unfortunate name."
  • "You're really drunk right now. I don't think you're gonna remember any of this."
  • "I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!"
  • "Yeah, I did! And yet, maybe I didn't, because I got hit by flying Mexican food."
  • "I think I have something that could help us."
  • "I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?"
  • "Excuse me b*tch, you don't need to shout."
  • "Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy."
  • "That's not a real word but keep trying. You. Will. Get. There."
  • "I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously."
  • "Leave it. It fuels my hate fire."
Pitch Perfect - Starter Sentences
  • I set fires to feel joy.
  • That’s adorable.
  • Look, just so you know, I’m not a total nerd. I also happen to be super into close-up magic.
  • I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.
  • Well, at least it’s not herpes. Or do you have that as well?
  • I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
  • Sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm… better not.
  • No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.
  • I’m gonna kill him! I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!
  • I ate my twin in the womb.
  • Don’t worry, it’s just God punishing you ‘cause you’re a ginger.
  • I’ve wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.
  • could you please get your head out of your ass? It’s not a hat!
  • I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.
  • Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?
  • You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.
  • Do you want to see a dead body?
  • Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?
  • I have a confession to make.
  • You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.
  • Not a good enough reason to use the word ‘penetrate.’