finest quote



“Five Aegons had ruled the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. There would have been a sixth, but the Usurper’s dogs had murdered her brother’s son when he was still a babe at the breast. If he had lived, I might have married him. Aegon would have been closer to my age than Viserys.” A Dance With Dragons, Daenerys I

  • Scorpio: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • [Silence]
  • Pisces: I did, I broke it-
  • Scorpio: No. No, you didn’t. Leo?
  • Leo: Don’t look at me. Look at Cap.
  • Capricorn: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Leo: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Capricorn: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
  • Leo: Suspicious.
  • Capricorn: No, it’s not.
  • Cancer: If it matters... probably not... Libra was the last one to use it.
  • Libra: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
  • Cancer: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Libra: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cancer!
  • Pisces: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Scorp.
  • Scorpio: No. Who broke it?
  • Gemini: Scorp, Aries has been awfully quiet...
  • Aries: Really?!
  • Gemini: Yeah, really!
  • [Cut to Scorpio in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
  • Scorpio: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • [after the Wayne Enterprises Christmas Party]
  • Bruce: Tim, how was the party?
  • Tim: [drunk] It got so lit I whipped out a tit.
  • Taehyung: Jimin! Bro, listen , Halloween is on a Friday this year
  • Taehyung: and I've got an AWESOME idea for the show, but I need your help
  • Jimin: ...I'm listening...
  • Taehyung: X-MEN!
  • Taehyung: Dont give me that look just listen
  • Taehyung: I'll dress up as Cyclops, right, and you'll dress up as Wolverine and
  • Taehyung: SNIKT! *swipes fist through the air in a slashing motion*
  • Jimin: ...
  • Jimin: hoLY SHIT

what is a soulmate? 
it’s like a best friend but more. it’s that one person that knows you better than anyone else. someone who makes you a better person, actually.. they don’t make you a better person, you do that yourself. they inspire you. a soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. the person who knew you and accepted you, before anyone else did. or when no one else would. and no matter what happens, you will always love them. and nothing could ever change that.