Rough Yoongi smut where he chokes, slaps and spanks you. Teases you in front of the boys until you two get hot and heavy when alone.
Yoongi plays with the cuff of his sleeves on his shirt before rolling them up, taking time to fold them up just at the elbows. He maintained eye contact with you as he undid the top two buttons, revealing the slender column of his pale throat. His tongue swipes his bottom lip as he runs a hand through green strands, pushing the hair back before letting it fall in place.
And you’d be damned if the sight didn’t make your throat dry.
Min Yoongi was a fine piece of man, especially in a crisp white shirt and black slacks, his dark eyes hooded and trained on you; he knew full well what this look did to you and couldn’t help but smirk and tease you throughout the night.
Before the two of you left, you froze at the sight of a semi formal Yoongi, trying to pull him back into your bedroom but he carefully removed himself from your grasp and merely muttered,
Not only is he one sexy fine piece of man, he is also real as fuck. And I think that trait makes him even more attractive to me. By far.
I’ll tell you why.
He’s very respectful, but when you ask him a question, he does not dance around it. He gives you a straight-to-the-point answer, no fucks given, no sugar coating, none of that. Yeah, you’ve seen him play around and be cute and all, but he’s also very serious, and goddamn that is such an attractive trait.
Bless this man.
So I have an oral fixation and my friend who knows how absolutely in love I am with Taehyung refuses to let me live. She keeps saying shit like "You know, Taehyung would be one fine piece of Korean flavored man candy for you to suck on" my question for you is will you put me out of my misery by setting me on fire? Pls I'm just.... I'm sobbing like 24/7 bc she won't stop with the innuendos
BSKJBVKJBGWBEGBWEGWE you cant tell me this bc i too, have an oral fixation, and i too, would like to taste taehyung’s lollipop
When Shiro and Lance begin dating, Lance slowly but surely begins calling Shiro his husband and dubs himself the wife proudly. So whenever they introduce themselves Lance goes “I’m lance-And this fine piece of man is my husband-Shiro.” Shiro and the rest of the team always correct him at first; because Keith can’t seem to register that they were dating in the first place much less call Lance his friend’s wife. [You legit had your pick of the galaxy Shiro, why this dork?] But after a while they wear down because Lance has done it so many times that they figure resistance is futile at this point and they become unofficially married.
Thus a whole
“That’s your wife Shiro, you go tell him to get off the table before Allura beheads him.”
“You married him, you made your bed. Now you gotta lay in it.” [KEITH PROBABLY]