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Some of the most iconic quotes from Ragnarok

You’re lucky i have really good memory.

-”Now you might be wondering, why i, Thor the god of thunder ended up here” 

-”Hold on, let me just circle back around- i thought we were really connecting just then” 

-”BEHOLD- my stuff”

-”I named this one Des and this one Troy. Together they are destroy” 

-*upon seeing Loki’s statue* “what the-” 

-”Hello Father.” “Oh shit”

-”I present Thor, prince of-” “No no no, you had one job.” 

-”I swear i left him right here” “Right here on the sidewalk or in that nursing home that’s being demolished?

-”I don’t know, i’m not a witch” “No? Why do you dress like one then?” 

-”I can’t believe you’re alive, i saw you die, i mourned for you!” “Im honored?” 

-”I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES” 

-”you think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t you think for a second you second rate-” 

-”Kneel” “I beg your pardon?” 

-”she’s the, It starts with a b” “trash” 

-”I don’t see thunder, but i do see sparkles!” 

-”Oh do you know each other?” “I’ve never met this man in my life” 

-”He’s my brother!” “Adopted.” 

-”aw now he’s threatening me” 

-”DIRECT ME TO WHO’S ASS I HAVE TO KICK” 

-*being dragged away* “AGH LOKI”

-”It sounds like you had a very intimate relationship with your hammer, so much that losing it was comparable to losing a loved one” “that’s a nice way of putting it” 

-”YES! WE KNOW EACH OTHER, HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!” 

-”Oh and Loki, Loki’s alive! Loki, look who it is!” “I have to get off this planet” 

-”YES, THAT’S HOW IT FEELS!” “Sorry i’m just a fan of the sport” 

-”What’s the team called?” “the uh.. revengers” 

-”i want revenge, you want revenge, and you uh..” “I’m.. undecided” 

-”Surprise!” “OW!” 

-”MBLERG ITS ME” 

-”THE SUNS GETTING LOW THE SUNS GETTING LOW” “Would you stop that?!” -”You’ve been on other planets before!” “yeah! one!” “Well, now it’s two”

-”wait you’re just using me to get to the hulk. That’s gross” 

-”Just give me twelve hours” “i can do it in 2″ “…I can do it in one” 

-”Were going through there” “the devils anus?” 

-”We might as well be strangers now, two sons of the crown set adrift” “I thought you didn’t want to talk about it” “…Heres the thing” 

-”Loki, i thought the world of you, but lets face it, our paths diverged a long time ago”

-*holding back tears* “yeah, maybe it’s for the best if we never see each other again”  

-”Hey, lets do get help” “what?” “Get help” “No, that’s humiliating” 

-”Do you have any other ideas?” “No” “were doing it.” 

-”Help my brother’s dying, get help!” *Flings loki at enemies* “HELP HIM” 

-”It’s a luxury ship, like for orgies and stuff” “did she just say this ship was used for orgies” “yeah, don’t touch anything” 

-”I CAN’T FLY THIS THING” “USE ONE OF YOUR PHD’S YOU HAVE PLENTY” “YEAH BUT NONE OF THEM ARE FOR FLYING ALIEN SPACE SHIPS!” 

-”This looks like a gun” *fireworks and loud music erupt from spaceship* 

-”In return, i wish to be granted safe passage through the anus” 

-”You know i don’t like that word” “What? mainframe?” “What? why would you think-? Slaves!” “Oh sorry sir, prisoners with jobs” 

-”YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED!” 

-”But man, you’re really the worst” 

-”Who are you? Thor, god of hammers?” 

-”I saw you coming” “Of course you did” 

-”You’re late” 

-”Hit her with your thunder!” “I just hit her with the biggest thunder bolt in the history of thunder and it didn’t do anything!” 

-”HULK NO! CAN YOU FOR ONCE JUST NOT SMASH!” “BUT BIG MONSTER!’

-”Asgard is not a place, it’s a people” 

-”Oh Miek’s dead, i stomped on him and felt bad so i’ve kind of just been holding him all day”  

-”It suits you” “I might hug you if you were here” “I’m here” 

-”Do you think it’s a good idea to go back to earth?” “Of course, the people there love me!” “…Do you think its a good idea to bring ME back to earth?” 


A soft reddie au

-Eddie owns a little corner flower shop. He offers coffee and tea to all his customers and listens to their problems as he arranges their orders

-His favorite regular is Bill, who always comes in for a custom bouquet on Saturday mornings and tells him all about this boy he’s been on five Saturday afternoon dates with–well, now it’s six

-One day, the empty shop across the street is suddenly renovated and turned into a tattoo parlor run by some guy named Richie

-In favor of flowers who’s beauty is short-lived, Eddie stays on his side of the street. Tattoos are so barbaric and immature, not to mention permanent 

-But a week later, Richie shows up in his doorway

-The two are like night and day: Eddie with his pastel apron covering his pristine white collared shirt, and Richie with his old Guns N’ Roses t-shirt and an arm littered in a sleeve of black ink

-”A client of mine wants a tattoo on her ribs of a dahlia and I don’t know what the fuck a dahlia is”

-So Eddie begrudgingly shows him, even handing him the pink blossom free of charge

-Richie thanks him, saying how he’ll try his best not to fall in love with him after “this obvious token of your admiration” as he heads back to his side of the street

-But this slowly becomes a constant thing. Richie keeps bringing new names of flowers clients want, Eddie provides one for free, and Richie says some stupid joke about Eddie courting him before he leaves

-Eddie doesn’t realize until Richie doesn’t come across the street for a week that he kind of likes the tattooed boy who lounges up against the orchids in his doorway and thanks him like he really means it

-He decides one morning to start leaving a single flower up against the tattoo parlor door, a tulip

-A few days later, Richie is sat on the flower shop’s doorstep at the crack of dawn, waiting for Eddie to show up and to show him the tulip tattoo on his forearm

-Within a couple months, Richie’s arm slowly becomes more and more filled with flowers, always asking Eddie to choose

-Eddie finally has someone to tell Bill about instead every Saturday morning, just before Richie crosses the street for their daily coffee date

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Clexa Thumper AU Moodboard + Close Ups!  👊🔫😎

Lexa: “Who did this? Tell me Clarke.”
Clarke: “It’s nothing.”

Clarke: “Don’t stare like that…”
Lexa: “I’m worried about You…Please talk to me.”

Clarke: “I’m scared Lexa”
Lexa: “Everything will be fine” *whispering* 

Clarke: “I could have lost You forever Lexa…”
Lexa: “I’m fine. It’s over, We are fine now.”


Goodnight You All  😴 🌙 💓