me, to myself, while cooking: OK, don’t just dump the stuff in the pan all at once because the oil will spatter and you will get burned.
me: *just dumps the stuff in the pan all at once, causing the oil to spatter and burning my hand*
me, to myself again: See? What did I just say?
sometimes I feel like my body doesn’t listen to my brain and instead it just does whatever it wants even if its like the exact opposite of what I’m thinking.