me, to myself, while cooking: OK, don’t just dump the stuff in the pan all at once because the oil will spatter and you will get burned.
me: *just dumps the stuff in the pan all at once, causing the oil to spatter and burning my hand*
me, to myself again: See? What did I just say?

sometimes I feel like my body doesn’t listen to my brain and instead it just does whatever it wants even if its like the exact opposite of what I’m thinking.


New acquisition “The Raven” by Even Hoshen Private Press, 2010