finds nearest cliff

every time someone says “i’m an atheist because i use science over religion to explain things” i want to find the nearest cliff chop myself into pieces and hurl the chunks over the edge

science and religion are not mutually exclusive.

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fam look, I made a new song

listen sometimes i think about how karen olivo is going to play angelica (lies, i’m always thinking about this) and i think about how lmm said he might fill in as hamilton in other productions and then i think about the possibility, however slim, of lmm and olivo playing hamilton and angelica together and have to quite honestly find the nearest cliff to go pitch myself off of

1D fandom on a date (2015)
  • Them: why do you look so stressed out?
  • Us: zayn left one direction,we haven't slept since march 25th, naughty boy is a fooking asshole, one of our daddy's is becoming a daddy, harry is receiving death threats all while trying to eliminate sea world, AND ON TOP OF THAT SPACES IS OFF THE FUCKING SET LIST
  • Them: why are you so worried about that, they have nothing to do with your lives...
  • Us *VIOLENTLY SHOVING BREADSTICKS IN ALL OUR PURSES*: WE HAVE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY! We're not even sorry.
  • *finds nearest cliff, joins hands as we all jump off together*