He just needed the right incentive.
What has gotten into you?! Calm down!
I won’t calm down until you promise you’re not going to delete the best part of Undernet-
[Gaster rolled his eyes; persuasion was only going to rile her up even further. What was the phrase? “Don’t feed the trolls”? Ignoring Alphys’ hysteria, he gripped the back of her chair and leaned in to squint at the computer screen.]
How many followers do we have?
[Alphys pointed at the screen, claw aimed squarely at the blog’s follower count.]
Bloody hell, that was fast.
And how many messages have we received?