finally we've got it!

  • Lucy: Screw you!
  • *screeech*
  • Natsu: Whoa, did you guys hear Luce?!
  • Gray: *laughs* Yeah, she's got a mouth.
  • Cana: *winks* Looks like we've finally corrupted her.
  • Lucy: *blushes* I don't know what your talking about.
  • Levy: I wonder how long till Fairy Tail corrupts Wendy?
  • Mirajane: Wendy's too pure she could never-
  • Wendy: Damn it!
  • Mirajane: *coughs* Well then that was faster then I thought.
College-Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "I still have to start my dissertation."
  • "I have to cram for this test! Wanna be my study-buddy?"
  • "The paper's HOW MANY PAGES?!"
  • "Why did I choose the class at 6 am?"
  • "This lab's pretty hand's on. You think you can do it?"
  • "Graduation's coming up. We're almost done!"
  • "Stupid final assignment. Why can't the semester be over?"
  • "Looks like we've got the same class!"
  • "What do you mean we don't have to raise our hand to go to the bathroom?!"
  • "Spring break party tonight!"
  • "Did you get the assignment?"
  • "Don't you think our professor's kinda- weird?"
  • "Screw it. I'm going to class in my pajamas."
  • "Yeah I decided to blow off class today. What's the matter?"
  • "Another night of ramen. Yay for the life of a college student."
  • "Is the professor always this late?"
  • "Welcome to college- where the tests are all made up and your studying doesn't matter!"
  • "Yes, you can eat in class. You didn't know that?"
  • "Can you tell me where this room is?"
  • "Hey, there's gonna be a party tonight! You coming?"
  • "Did I seriously get lost on this campus?!"

1 yr ago Korea and Salami were united as gal pals.
Seriously tho the fact I can state korrasami is canon is fantastic.

Happy (Late) 1 Yr Anniversary guys!

…so I can’t even deal with the trainwreck that is the sansa storyline this season so instead have alayne in the vale & about to scoff that entire ten-foot eyrie-shaped lemoncake all by herself and actually allowed to be kinda happy gdi

  • Harry: *wakes up in the middle of the night* HOLY FUCKING SHIT GINNY WAKE UP
  • Ginny: *wakes* What's going going on? Are we being attacked? Has Voldemort come back? I wouldn't put it past that slimeball to be honest.
  • Harry: *grabs Ginny's face and pulls it close* Ginny, we fucking named out child Albus Severus.
  • Ginny: Yes, I know. We did that like fourteen years ago. Are you still not over that? Do you just wake up in the middle of the night going 'gosh golly I'm so good at naming children'?
  • Harry: Why the fuck did we do that, Ginny.
  • Ginny: Because you wanted - OH! MERLIN'S ASS HARRY ARE YOU SERIOUS? HAVE YOU FINALLY COME AROUND? OH MY GOSH THE REST OF THE FAMILY AND I HAVE BEEN BETTING ON WHEN IT WOULD HAPPEN. IS THIS IT? IS THIS YOUR MOMENT OF TRUTH OR WHATEVER?
  • Harry: We're going to bust into Hogwarts right now and rename our child.
  • Ginny: *pulls out very, very long list from under pillow* Good, because boy to I have ideas for you. WHICH ARE ALL BETTER BECAUSE YOU NAMED HIM AFTER THE WORST PEOPLE IN ALL OF THE FUCKING WIZARDING WORLD!
  • Harry: Fuck you're right. Get up we've got a child to rename.
  • Ginny: Ohmygoodessyou'reseriousmotherfuckingyes FINALLY LET'S MOVE
Octodad: Dadliest Catch {Sentence Starters}
  • "He's just running late. He's always late!"
  • "The wedding is starting. Are you ready?"
  • "You're not even DRESSED!"
  • "I knew you wouldn't get cold feet."
  • "You look so handsome."
  • "Will you get me a unicorn?"
  • "You'll say yes one of these days!"
  • "Oh, you're finally up. Nice to see you, sleepyhead!"
  • "We've got more somewhere, right?"
  • "Oh, honey, how could I stay mad at you?"
  • "I made your coffe just the way you like it."
  • "I will mow you down!"
  • "Honey, what's going on over there?"
  • "Can't you make an exception this time?"
  • "I hope nobody steals it while I look over here!"
  • "You're always up to something odd."
  • "Not now, I'm composing my masterpiece!"
  • "I wanna climb something condemned!"
  • "Are there any more lights around here?"
  • "I think there's something really scary in here."
  • "Here, use these. I don't want them anyway."
  • "Nowhere to run this time!"
  • "Well, now we're both in trouble!"
  • "That was a close one. I hope that man is okay."
  • "Well, someday I'll get an answer out of you!"
  • "That... doesn't make any sense."
  • "Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not crazy."
  • "I will not bother you again."