finally tagging shit

voltron characters as things i have heard people actually say in my ap classes:

shiro: “*holding the lanyard to his keys* so how many times do i gotta wrap this around my neck until i die” 

pidge: “everyone in this fucking school can suck my ass” 

lance: “*casually taking some other girl’s lipstick and applying it to his lips* you know i just *snaps mirror closed and throws legs up onto the desk* can’t help it if i’m actually prettier than the rest of the human race”  

hunk: “*pulls scrambled eggs out of his fucking backpack* okay so instead of doing the experiment in chem i used a tin pan and bunsen burner to make myself breakfast does anyone wanna share” 

keith: “*holding plastic fork from lunch period* i wish i was holding a knife but life is unfair like that, even when im ready to die it wants me to suffer just a little longer” 

allura: “one time i punched my brother in the face and it was really badass until i started crying afterwards” 

coran: “*is actually the teacher* i was in paris one time and i got punched by off-brand napoleon in a bar fight, and honestly i’m still bitter” 

zarkon: “i’m going to step on every single person here. they arent worth the dust on the bottom of my shoes. hell, I’M gonna step on MYSELF” 

haggar: “if i want to buy a ouija board do i talk to a witch or vegan”

lotor: “*points to a recycling bin and a trash can* me versus you”

Guess who just got murdered~

Some sketches for my favorite dorito shaped demon, rest in pieces lol

- Ignis, can you… sense light?
- To a degree, yes.
- So when dawn breaks, you’ll know it.
- I should.
- Good to know.

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There is absolutely no way in hell that Nakamoto Yuta is not a real life manga character and these pics prove it😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Ok but: an AU where Odin and Frigga meet, fall in love, and now have to try and combine Odin’s two Angst-y Goth Children (who already don’t get along well like, 98% of the time in the first place) and Frigga’s Precious Jockboy McJerkass and of course Hilarity* Ensues

*okay, technically there’s a lot more hair pulling and shouting… but there’s still Hilarity involved

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agent washington throughout the seasons
everyone suffers at least one bad betrayal in their lifetime. 
it’s what unites us. the trick is not to let it destroy your 
trust in others when that happens. don’t let them take that from you.