A/N: i almost feel like i’m cheating on Jack by writing about Conor but oh well the show must go on (this is also by far my fave title k bye)
Conor had finally gotten his shit together and released his second full length album. I couldn’t have been a prouder girlfriend. The launch party his management team and he planned was immaculate and classy as hell. Black and white tie event in a big banquet hall with a twist. Booming music (mostly Conor’s of course), flashy lights, lots of booze, essentially a fancy party with club vibes. It was going to be incredible.
I decided to channel both themes and go with a little black dress and a good, black pump. As I finished getting ready, I joined the rest of the boys in the living room. As the clacking of my shoes announced my presence, all the boys turned and their jaws drop. “DAMN, (Y/N)!” Caspar exclaimed.
“(Y/N), you look incredible, as always,” Joe added.
“How did my idiot brother get so lucky?” Jack asked, shaking his head in confusion as he took a sip of his drink.
“Stop it, guys,” I retorted as I began to blush.
“Yeah, stop buttering her up!” Conor told the boys off jokingly as he walked up behind me. “If you steal that from me she’ll realize how much of a shite boyfriend I am!” I giggled as he wrapped his arms around me. “You truly look amazing,” Conor whispered in my ear.
“It’s all for you, dear,” I whispered back. I turned around to face him and he went in for a passionate kiss. As we kissed, all the boys groaned in a disgusted chorus. “Jesus Christ!” Jack interjected. “Get a room!” We pulled away from each other and giggled.
I was walking in front of Conor as we all left to catch our Ubers, and I could feel his eyes were burning into a certain area. “I love the way your ass looks in this dress,” he whispered. “This launch is going to be torture you know.” I turned my head and smiled. “I know,” I said to him. He slightly moaned in agony as we left his apartment and hopped in the car. “Isn’t this gonna be fun?” I thought to myself.
When we pulled up to the venue, I began to get out when I suddenly just so happen to lose balance. I leaned back, grabbing Conor’s upper thigh. “Sorry, babe,” I apologized ever so innocently. “You know how I am in these heels.” Conor just responded with a tight smile and a nod. I got out of the car, making sure to exaggerate… certain areas.
There was a red carpet that went rather quickly for me, but I had a feeling it was a bit painful for Conor. As he walked down to do interviews, I continued to distract him from the matter at hand by putting what mattered in my hands. As I continued to tease him, he became increasingly pissed off. Just the way I liked it. When we entered the venue, he pulled me to the side. “What do you think you’re doing?” he whispered.
“I haven’t the faintest clue what you’re referring to,” I responded innocently.
“Watch yourself,” he warned.
“I think you’re doing a fine job with that on your own, dear,” I told him, kissing his cheek. We entered the ballroom and began to do rounds. As he thought I was done with my torture, the music came on. He smirked at him as I dragged him out to the dance floor. It already had a club vibe, and I could not have been happier. For lack of better terms, I was thot dropping and grinding constantly. That’s when I felt it. I had finally reached my goal. I was cheering, hollering, and jumping all at once inside. I finally got Conor to pop a complete boner.
I felt his hand wrap around my wrist and dragged me out. I smirked at myself, realizing I had won. He quickly shoved me into the coat room and took me to the back of it. It was huge, taking about five minutes to get there. He shoved me against the wall, our faces millimeters away from each other. “You’re playing a dangerous game,” he growled in my ear. It sent shivers down my spine. “Am I?” I asked. “Then what are the rules to this dangerous game?”
“You shut the fuck up as I fuck you against the wall like the slut you are,” he said. I gulped in response, my eyes widening and my cheeks flushing. I’d never heard him speak like that. I never even imagined it. The sex we had was typically more vanilla, much more vanilla, but I could get into this. That’s when he turned me over and pressed me against the wall, my face pressed flush against it. “Open your legs,” he demanded. I obliged as I spread myself out more. He began to fervently rub me through my almost nonexistent underwear. “You really are a dirty girl,” Conor observed with a chuckle. “What’s the point of these things anyway?”
Before I could even respond, he pushed my panties to the side and slid one finger in. I whined in response. Just as quickly as he put it in, he took it right back out. “Well, someone’s ready,” Conor said. “You’re lucky I don’t want to waste any time.” And with that, he began to pound into me, giving me no time to adjust. I was practically screaming when he covered my mouth. “You need to be quiet, or we’ll get caught,” he told me.
He continued to incessantly and relentlessly drill me until I felt a tight knot form in my stomach. “I’m close,” I barely spoke in a whisper.
“I am too.” A few more pounds later, I was off seeing stars. I was probably screaming my lungs out, but I didn’t care in that moment. The mortification could set in later. While I was climaxing, so was Conor as I felt him pull out. We were both a panting mess when I turned to face him. We both officially realized what we had just done and began to giggle like idiots. Just then, we heard the closet door open. Conor and I quickly adjusted ourselves when we were faced with Jack and a blonde bombshell. “God damn it,” Jack grumbled. “Shall we take this party somewhere else? My gross brother and his equally gross girlfriend took my idea.” She simply nodded as she clung to him, lust in her eyes.
As they walked out, Conor and I began our giggling fit once more. Conor then stopped and turned to look me in the eyes. “I couldn’t have spent my night any better then I already did,” he said. And, with that, he kissed me passionately and we continued with a round two.
This song has been on our minds constantly for weeks now just leading up to this release and @chongoblog and I are SO excited to finally release it! This will be the fourth and final single before our first full album release (hopefully in December, we’re gonna try and make that happen!) and what a way to go out!
We want to give a very huge thanks to @chisanaai for agreeing to help us out with guest vocals and she did just a fantastic job, it was AMAZING working with her!!
And another huge thanks to KizzyBits for making the art of our faces for the ID cards, those turned out incredible and…. it’s just perfect,
You guys brought everything to an unbelievable level of completion and we are so proud and honored to have this opportunity.
Since everyone’s doing it, a few of the very small contributions I made to the final Homestuck animation. The full imgur album of Jade’s sprites I made is here
You can also check out the other two characters I did work for, Dirk and Kanaya.
opinion: i’m really happy they finally released their first full length album but honestly it didnt really do anything for me (idk how else to word that ahdsbjhf) :/ i found it pretty boring but i don’t think i’ve really given it a chance… i need to listen to it more.. but it felt kinda weak compared to their minis to me
Imagining when Harry’s full album finally drops and I’ll be drawing myself a hot bubble bath, then lighting 20 vanilla scented candles. Then I’m going to pour myself a big glass of wine and slide into the water…then, and only then, will I turn on the music and I’ll listen to the entire thing…just lying there with my eyes closed with my bubbles and candles and wine, and letting the lyrics hit me for the first time. I’m just going to listen to his voice and let it wash over me. Let the sound of his deep voice just hit the center of my soul.
I’m ordering a bath bomb from Lush, so I can be ready for this most epic moment in my life.
When someone asks me where I was the first time I heard Harry’s debut solo album, I’m going to say: “Heard it? I didn’t “hear” it, I EXPERIENCED it…and it was magnificent.”