final fantasy drink

Drunk Chocobro Headcanons

Me, hearing banter that suggests the bros drank together back in Insomnia n rubbing my grubby little hands together: time 2 get 2 work lads

Noctis

  • the chill drunk (AKA the stoner drunk)
  • seems way cooler and more sober than he is, but only because he plasters himself on a couch like a starfish as soon as he’s tipsy and will never get up again
  • will agree to do almost anything and go almost anywhere until he crosses the sleepy threshold, after which he will only want to go home
  • can and will fall asleep anywhere
  • says deep and emotional shit randomly, but in a complete deadpan
  • stole a cat once

Prompto

  • very fun but also a disaster 
  • will drink anything he is handed until he blacks out
  • takes hundreds of unflattering drunk selfies and sends drunk texts to the rest of the bros even tho they are right next to him most of the time
  • very touchy, with both his hands and his feelings (will touch all the bros’ faces and cry, usually for very random reasons)
  • has to be carried home 9/10 times
  • the other 1/10 times he sprints home, actually sprints, cannot be stopped

Ignis

  • none of the bros can tell if they’ve ever seen him drunk
  • this is both because he is the usual designated driver and because he is exactly the same while drunk, just sassier and more irresponsible
  • sometimes he’ll disappear and the bros will be like where’s Ignis??? and when they call him he’s just … at home, got tired of u lot
  • will not stop making puns
  • WILL cook for everyone, even if no one wants it, but will NOT take suggestions or stop until he is done

Gladio

  • a bully, but the fun kind
  • the one who will keep handing Prompto drinks until he blacks out, but also the one who will carry him home
  • scarily competent even while shitfaced / the True Drunk Mom Friend
  • asks for text updates when they head home and if anyone doesn’t text him that they’re home, he WILL show up at their house to make sure
  • always ends up eatin cup noodles, but no one knows where he gets them

anyways tag urself I’m Prompto