final fantasy drink

Drunk Chocobro Headcanons

Me, hearing banter that suggests the bros drank together back in Insomnia n rubbing my grubby little hands together: time 2 get 2 work lads

Noctis

  • the chill drunk (AKA the stoner drunk)
  • seems way cooler and more sober than he is, but only because he plasters himself on a couch like a starfish as soon as he’s tipsy and will never get up again
  • will agree to do almost anything and go almost anywhere until he crosses the sleepy threshold, after which he will only want to go home
  • can and will fall asleep anywhere
  • says deep and emotional shit randomly, but in a complete deadpan
  • stole a cat once

Prompto

  • very fun but also a disaster 
  • will drink anything he is handed until he blacks out
  • takes hundreds of unflattering drunk selfies and sends drunk texts to the rest of the bros even tho they are right next to him most of the time
  • very touchy, with both his hands and his feelings (will touch all the bros’ faces and cry, usually for very random reasons)
  • has to be carried home 9/10 times
  • the other 1/10 times he sprints home, actually sprints, cannot be stopped

Ignis

  • none of the bros can tell if they’ve ever seen him drunk
  • this is both because he is the usual designated driver and because he is exactly the same while drunk, just sassier and more irresponsible
  • sometimes he’ll disappear and the bros will be like where’s Ignis??? and when they call him he’s just … at home, got tired of u lot
  • will not stop making puns
  • WILL cook for everyone, even if no one wants it, but will NOT take suggestions or stop until he is done

Gladio

  • a bully, but the fun kind
  • the one who will keep handing Prompto drinks until he blacks out, but also the one who will carry him home
  • scarily competent even while shitfaced / the True Drunk Mom Friend
  • asks for text updates when they head home and if anyone doesn’t text him that they’re home, he WILL show up at their house to make sure
  • always ends up eatin cup noodles, but no one knows where he gets them

anyways tag urself I’m Prompto

Ignis was having a nice quiet night out….until ya boys showed up.


“Hey, Specs. Thought you’d sneak out and get drunk without us?” Noctis would chuckle a bit while waving the bartender over.
Prompto grinned and bumped the Prince’s shoulder playfully,“ Let’s take it easy tonight, Noct. Don’t want Iggy to have to babysit us again. Maybe it’s our turn to babysit him ha ha ha!” He gave a thumbs up to the slightly tipsy man. Ignis sighed,“ Please don’t. I’m perfectly capable of taking care of myself…unlike some children I know.”

Favorite Drinks Based off  Final Fantasy

Originally posted by butteryplanet

I have several others, but sadly they are based off of roleplays and do not have a specific recipe. But have fun experimenting with all of the ones listed above  🍹