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I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.

Happy Easter, everyone!

~ Froggy, your admin

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Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.

Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3

~ Froggy, your admin

Ao3 Pro-tip

If a ship doesn’t warrant a mention in the summary for your story, you should not use the ship tag.

If the ship merely exists in the background, like because of canon compliance, you should not use the ship tag.

Tag the ship only if it is actively going to be explored or developed in the story.

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The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?

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In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.

Happy Mother’s Day, all!

~ Froggy, your admin

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I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

~ Froggy, your admin <3

“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed to hit it when I first laid eyes on you.”

Top or bottom?” Stiles asks, off to Derek’s right.
“Bottom,” Derek says automatically, not really looking at him. “Wait, what?”
“Of the muffin,” Stiles says, waving two halves of a muffin at him when Derek looks up. “And, seriously? Who likes the bottom half of the muffin?”
“Oh,” Derek says, feeling the back of his neck flush. “I thought you – never mind.”
“Wait, what?” Stiles says, parroting Derek’s words back at him. “You thought I wha – oh my God.”
“Shut up, Stiles,” Derek says reflexively, desperately hoping that’s not a blush creeping up his cheeks. “Just give me the muffin.”
“You thought I was choosing this leisurely breakfast to casually ask you about your bedroom preferences?!” Stiles’ eyebrows shoot up his forehead and his eyes stretch so wide Derek’s a little afraid they might fall out of his head.
“Are you that surprised?” Derek asks, raising an eyebrow of his own and trying to recapture his calm.
“That you thought that?” Stiles asks and Derek nods a little, shrugs his shoulder. Stiles thinks for a moment then snorts. “Okay, fair point.

anonymous asked:

This blog is absolutely hilarious! Where do you even find the text posts you use on the screencaps? Your choice of text is so spot-on!

Thank you so much anon! I follow a half-dozen-or-so generally hilarious blogs o my personal account that I know reblog a lot of popular and amusing text-posts, and have a theme which puts text-posts in the clear old-school format with no clutter-y images or design. Then, when I do a batch of posts for the queue I’ll often skim their archives, filtered by text-posts, for anything of a suitably short n’ sweet length with either a punchy bit of comedy or thoughtful phrase that puts me in mind of a character or situation from Austen’s works, and take screenshots to edit onto the relevant film and TV caps in Photoshop. :)

Also if I come across a good text-post while I’m casually scrolling Tumblr, I’ll often email the link to myself with a note to use it later for Whatever Character.