filter drama

Tom- Why am I doing this?

Tom- Well, I think Edd knows why.

Edd- Tom, you better shut your mouth…

Tom- Edd and Matt used to be a thing for about… maybe two weeks? Not very long,-

Edd- Tom-!

Tom- and Edd fell head over heels for Matt, but Matt didn’t feel the same way. Just thought Edd wanted to see what that kind of relationship looks like.

Tom- And I do care for Matt, he is our friend. Eventually I’ll just cut off the romance tie and it’ll be fine, I just wont tell him why.

Edd- I knew that was it you fucking asshole!

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Two hundred years ago! When a country called Goryeo was about to fall, your ancestor came to see me. If he has my power, he can establish a country and become a king. Then if I help him, the next generation, and the generation after… He will make sure that they will serve me forever. So I killed everyone that was against your ancestor. And established this country. That’s what I did. 

anonymous asked:

basically big bang fans are accusing bts of copying the 'no signal' screen from one of t.o.p's performances. they act like no one else has ever done that and t.o.p invented it. they even got some dumb tag (#Please_Apologize_BTS or some shit like that) trending on twitter lmao.

ah i filter out the drama too well i guess ;; thank you, my friend xl has already explained this to me but i didn’t know about the tag. i have a headache lol

meanwhile at ABC headquarters

*muffled yells in the distance* “No one cares about Hook!”

“Aww, everyone’s talking about Hook. Better put him on the poster. Get those blue eyes front and centre. Hang in there Killian, Emma’s coming for ya.”

“Stop Once Upon A Captain Swan!”

“Oooh, ‘Once Upon A Captain Swan’? That sounds great. Someone write that down. Jimmy, write that down. That’s our new slogan. Love it. Man. Our fans are the best.”