Reggie Fils-Aime was born in 1961 in New York City, New York. An able-bodied baby from the start, Reggie’s first words were “My name is Reggie I’m about kicking ass and taking names.” He proceeded to deliver on that promise with both of his parents.
In 1977, Reggie decided to move to the 1940’s and joined up with Archie Andrews and his ragtag group of pals. Here’s some photographic evidence.
Unable to put up with Archie’s behind-the-times ideas about malt shops and The Charleston Dance, Reggie reverted himself back into his own timeline.
In 1993, Reggie was employed by Pizza Hut. There he managed to convince them for the first time in 35 years, to start selling pizzas. This tactic worked so well for Pizza Hut they decided to start building menus around pizzas instead of menus around nothing.
After single handedly saving the US Pizza market, a strapping young man named Satoru Iwata adopted Reggie into the Nintendo family, where he works to this day under the official title of “Super President.” A job title with such benefits as being able to party 24/7, early access to top secret Nintendo products, and a desk that hovers.
Reggie plans to make an appearance during the week of E3 2013 to announce a video games.
Happy 2017! While this week’s comic may come across as a tad cynical, I actually am looking forward to what this year has in store. And no, I’m not joking about the Mario/Rabbids crossover RPG. As of now, it exists as a rumor, but stranger things have happened.
And now comes an announcement that I haven’t exactly been looking forward to. It’s something I have thought about for a while, and it is that Omega Mode will be ending later this year.
Not just yet, though. We’ve still got plenty of comics to go before the end.