film: watchmen

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apricots-from-nara said:

Think you could try Rorschach from Watcmen?

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a reading of at least a section of wikipedia’s list of apple cultivars? Thanks!

Watchmen is a great comic, but as a movie, it went pbbffft for me.  But the one great thing I got out of the movie was Rorschach’s RIDICULOUS VOICE.

I decided to blend these two requests together because I had no idea what to do with that second one, but I wanted to incorporate it into SOMETHING.