Dear God, I’d like to pray to you for a second. It’s me, Jonah Hill… From Moneyball. I hate Jay so, so fucking much. I think he might be the worst person you ever created. I don’t wanna judge you, but… what’s up? What were you thinking that day?
In honor of what is probably the last of what we will see of “Still Star-Crossed” (Definitely a favorite of mine this summer. Curse ABC.), I propose that we replace “I love you” with “I trust you” because, I don’t know about you, but I was certainly feeling those vibes during That Scene.