The Avengers are a team of Witches and Wizards fighting against the Dark Lord Thanos.
Tony is the mad Wizarding inventor who is a genius with a wand. Bruce is a part-time healer, full-time shape-shifting werewolf. Clint and Natasha are Unspeakables. Thor is a Quidditch beater. And Auror Steve has one hell of a shield charm.
(Oh, and Loki is a Death Eater, which no one is surprised about)
Nick:Who broke it? I'm not mad; I just wanna know.
Steve:...I did. I broke it.
Nick:No, no you didn't. Thor?
Thor:Do not look at me...look at Clinton.
Clint:What? I didn't break it.
Thor:Hmm, that's strange. How did you even know it was broken?
Clint:Because it's sitting right in front of us...and it’s broken.
Clint:No, it's not!
Tony:If it matters, probably not, but Natasha was the last one to use it...
Natasha:Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Tony:Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Natasha:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Tony.
Steve:No, no, let's not fight. I broke it, Nick; let me pay for it.
Nick:No. Who broke it?
Clint:Nick? Dr. Banner's been awfully quiet...
[Everyone begins fighting.]
Nick:[to Maria] I broke it. It burned my hand, so I shot it with an assault rifle. I predict, in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.