film: ten things i hate about you

The Top Ten 90′s Teen Comedy Movies As Chosen By Me:

1. Clueless (1995)
2. Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
3. 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
4. Election (1999)
5. Never Been Kissed (1999)
6. Bring it On (2000)
7. Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
8. Jawbreaker (1999)
9. American Pie (1999)
10. She’s All That (1999)

Honorable Mentions: Drive Me Crazy, Idle Hands, Empire Records

8

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Ron Weasley is Banned from Muggle Films

They all strode out to the Quidditch pitch early Saturday morning, smiling at the bright sunshine. It seemed the perfect day for everything. Ginny had given them one hour before the team needed the field. One hour, that was all. It should be plenty of time, if things went according to plan.

When they arrived, Draco was standing in the middle of the field, his arms already folded. A very oversized grey jumper was hanging off his skinny frame. His jeans were stupidly tight by comparison, and there were dark sunglasses taking up most of his face. His hair looked white in the sun, and Harry couldn’t help but stare in bold faced attraction.

“I want to state for the record,” Draco shouted angrily, ruining the effect somewhat, “that this is an absolutely LUDICROUS thing I am being made to do.”

“Duly noted,” Harry called back, smiling as he got closer and noted that Draco had painted his nails again. The bright purple suited him. Harry shook his head at himself; he should definitely not be this turned on at the whole prospect of this morning, but he was. Par for the course, really. Harry had long ago stopped trying to work out the source of Draco’s appeal.

As he watched Harry stare, Draco just grew angrier, and pushed the sunglasses up on top of his head revealing Harry’s greatest weakness; eyeliner. He resisted the urge to reach out and touch Draco on the face.

Draco held up an accusatory finger, shouting “And furthermore that Ron Weasley—”

But Ron interrupted him with a pointed clearing of his throat.

Draco growled in exasperation, and through clenched teeth, stated, “Is a God among men, the sexiest of all Gryffindors, and the only Weasley who can actually pull off a ginger beard.”

Draco glared as Harry laughed, forcing him to raise his hands in defense before snorting, “I did warn you not to take the bet.”

“Whatever. I’ve said the thing now!” Draco whined. “Can we please just end this here? Weasley, I’m begging you.”

Ron just folded his own arms in direct challenge and beamed at Draco, who sighed loudly and threw his hands up in the air.

“Fine!” he shouted. “But after this, he is DEFINITELY banned from Muggle films for all eternity.”

“We’ll see,” Harry grinned. “Now stop stalling. Off with it.”

Draco looked murderous, but he pulled at the hem of the ridiculous jumper and drew it over his head, dropping both it and the glasses onto the ground beside Harry before taking out his wand.

“You are so paying for the therapy this causes, Potter!” Draco called as he jogged slowly back to the centre of the pitch.

“Did his shirt say, ‘I give the best hugs’?” Hermione asked, head tilted.

“One of the conditions,” Ron beamed. “He has to wear it all week.”

There was a slight jostle as Draco cast a sonorous, and Harry held his breath in anticipation. The green of the pitch was glinting in the sun, and the fact that Harry hadn’t been here yet this season only heightened his excitement.

Draco cleared his throat into the amplified end of his wand, and then, a shockingly crisp, clean baritone rang out across the empty pitch and stands. At the same time, three jaws dropped simultaneously.

“You’re just too good to be truuuuue….”

“Holy shit.” Hermione said, gobsmacked. “I really didn’t think he was actually going to do it.”

“Can’t take my eyes off of youuuuu…..”

“I mean, I don’t know that I’ve ever heard him sing. He’s not bad, is he?” Harry said, body limp with shock.

“You’d be like heaven to touch. I want to hold you soooo much. At long last love has arrived, and I thank god I’m alive.”

“I dunno…he is Malfoy. He doesn’t half-ass anything.” Ron said, barely containing his laughter.

“You’re just too good to be true.”

“I kinda wish we had more of an audience. Or a camera,” Harry said, fascinated and a bit dry mouthed. As if to make matters worse, Draco had now moved toward them, and was now pointing lustily at Harry, who gulped and forced himself to look at the ground. 

“Can’t take my eyes off of… you.”

From out of nowhere, there was a loud crashing sound and a small crowd emerged from the sidelines.

“You made him get a band?!” Harry shouted at Ron as the tubas assembled and the drum core rolled out a beat.

Ron was doubled over in laughter now, barely able to speak, “No, I didn’t, but I told you. Malfoy doesn’t back down.”

Draco pumped his fist in the air at the opening notes, and was off, dancing and thrusting his way down the field as he sang.

“I LOVE YOU BABY, AND IF IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT, I NEED YOU BABY, TO WARM THE LONELY NIGHTS…”

“Goodness,” Hermione said, her tone making Harry look at her in amusement. “He’s quite sexy, isn’t he.”

“Hermione!” Ron shouted, sobering very suddenly.

“I definitely agree,” Harry said, watching as Draco danced and jumped around, finishing the last chorus and running among the band.

SO LET ME LOVE YOU, BABY. LET ME LOOOOOVE YOU.”

“I mean, He’s almost doing it better than Heath.” Hermione added solemnly.

“How did this become not funny?” Ron said, mouth open, looking back and forth between them. “When did this stop being fun for me ?”

As the band stopped playing, Draco, looking very pleased with himself, stooped to pick up his things and strode up to them purposefully. He tipped his jumper onto Harry’s shoulder, grabbed him around the waist, and kissed him loudly.

“That, dearest, is the only love song you are ever gonna get, so I hope you enjoyed it,” he said, pulling on Harry’s hand and walking away.

“Suppose it’ll do,” Harry laughed, holding on for dear life as he was dragged across the field.

“I assume that was good enough, Weasley?” Draco added as they passed him. “I want brunch.”

“I don’t understand how you pulled that off,” Ron said, crestfallen.

“May I ban you from films, now?” Draco called back over his shoulder.

“He may have you there, mate,” Harry said, grinning over his shoulder, wrapping an arm around Draco and laughing again.

“That song will be stuck in my head all week,” Hermione murmured, already humming and taking Ron’s arm. “Come on, love, I’ll buy you pancakes.”

“Bloody hell,” Ron said, scrubbing his face. “Why the fuck do I still insist on making bets with Slytherins?”

“I don’t know, dear,” Hermione said sympathetically. “Pancakes?

“Oh, alright,” Ron grumbled, secretly vowing not to make any more wagers. About anything, with anyone, ever again. 


http://archiveofourown.org/works/11865375

Originally posted by buzzfeeduk

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) by Gil Junger

Book title: Like Mother, Like Daughter: How Women Are Influenced by Their Mother’s Relationship With Food-And How to Break the Pattern (1997) by Debra Waterhouse

Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives (1998) by Laura Schlessinger

Dancing in the Street: Confessions of a Motown Diva (1994) by Martha Reeves and Mark Bego

The Rolling Stone Book of Women in Rock: Trouble Girls (1997) by Barbara O'Dair

Film Fatales: Independent Women Directors (1997) by Judith M. Redding and Victoria A. Brownworth

100 Questions to drop in my ask box.

1. Height:
2. Age?
3. Shoe size?
4. Sexual Orientation:
5. Do you smoke?
6. Do you drink?
7. Do you take drugs?
8. Age you get mistaken for?
9. Any tattoos?
10. Want any tattoos?
11. Any piercings?
12. Want any piercings?
13. Best friend?
14. Relationship status:
15. Biggest turn ons?
16. Biggest turn offs?
17. Favorite movie?
18. Someone you miss?
19. What I hate most about myself:
20. What I like most about myself:
21. My relationship with my parents:
22. My relationship with my sibling(s):
23. My biggest pet peeves:
24. What my last text message said?
25. Last thing I ate?
26. Ten facts about myself:
27. Favorite animal?
28. Where I would like to live:
29. Favorite ice cream?
30. Celebrity I would love to meet and why?
31. My insecurities:
32. What I find attractive in Men/Women?
33. Favorite quote:
34. Age you want to die?
35. Top ten tv shows:
36. Top five favorite tumblr blogs:
37. What I want to be when I grow up:
38. A book or film that changed my life:
39. Five bands that I like:
40. Three things I think about the most:
41. Five things I want to do before I die:
42. Favorite book?
43. Favorite color?
44. Last person you hugged?
45. Addiction:
46. Hobbies:
47. Favorite band?
48. Favorite singer?
49. Zodiac sign:
50. eye color:
51. hair color:
52. Birthday?
53. Where were you three hours ago?
54. One food you hate:
55. Biggest fear?
56. How many followers do you have?
57. Five people you find attractive:
58. Top song played on your ipod?
59. If you went back in time what would you change?
60. Have any pets?
61. Favorite subject in school?
62. How is school?
63. Lucky number?
64. Your name:
65. Favorite body feature?
66. Favorite flower?
67. Cats or dogs?
68. Boats or trains?
69. People or animals?
71. Favorite holiday?
72. Favorite season?
73. Favorite candy?
74. Ten likes and ten dislikes:
75. Self harmed?
76. Worst mistake?
77. Last time you cried?
78. Any scars?
79. Best day of your life?
80. Special talents:
81. Watch the movie or read the book?
82. Obsession:
83. Kiss or hug?
84. Ever dated someone?
85. Do you love someone?
86. Nicknames people call you:
87. Favorite sport?
88. Suicidal thoughts?
89. If today was your last day on earth how would you spend it?
90. Something I would like to change about myself:
91. Worst thing I’ve lied about:
92. Best thing I’ve lied about:
93. Favorite cuss word?
94. One of my bad habits:
95. Favorite childhood toy?
96. Story of my first kiss?
97. Favorite celebrity?
98. What I’m doing tomorrow:
99. Favorite disney movie?
100. If you could be any animal what would it be?

Ask me something, drop a number, whatever... I`m bored as hell... -.-

100 Random Questions:


1. Height:
2. Virgin?
3. Shoe size?
4. Sexual Orientation:
5. Do you smoke?
6. Do you drink?
7. Do you take drugs?
8. Age you get mistaken for?
9. Any tattoos?
10. Want any tattoos?
11. Any piercings?
12. Want any piercings?
13. Best friend?
14. Relationship status:
15. Biggest turn ons?
16. Biggest turn offs?
17. Favorite movie?
18. Someone you miss?
19. What I hate most about myself:
20. What I like most about myself:
21. My relationship with my parents:
22. My relationship with my sibling(s):
23. My biggest pet peeves:
24. What my last text message said?
25. Last thing I ate?
26. Ten facts about myself:
27. Favorite animal?
28. Where I would like to live:
29. Favorite ice cream?
30. Celebrity I would love to meet and why?
31. My insecurities:
32. What I find attractive in Men/Women?
33. Favorite quote:
34. Age:
35. Top ten tv shows:
36. Top five favorite tumblr blogs:
37. What I want to be when I grow up:
38. A book or film that changed my life:
39. Five bands that I like:
40. Three things I think about the most:
41. Five things I want to do before I die:
42. Favorite book?
43. Favorite color?
44. Last person you hugged?
45. Addiction:
46. Hobbies:
47. Favorite band?
48. Favorite singer?
49. Zodiac sign:
50. eye color:
51. hair color:
52. Birthday?
53. Where were you three hours ago?
54. One food you hate:
55. Biggest fear?
56. How many followers do you have?
57. Five people you find attractive:
58. Top song played on your ipod?
59. If you went back in time what would you change?
60. Have any pets?
61. Favorite subject in school?
62. How is school?
63. Lucky number?
64. Your name:
65. Favorite body feature?
66. Favorite flower?
67. Cats or dogs?
68. Boats or trains?
69. People or animals?
71. Favorite holiday?
72. Favorite season?
73. Favorite candy?
74. Ten likes and ten dislikes:
75. Self harmed?
76. Worst mistake?
77. Last time you cried?
78. Any scars?
79. Best day of your life?
80. Special talents:
81. Watch the movie or read the book?
82. Obsession:
83. Kiss or hug?
84. Ever dated someone?
85. Do you love someone?
86. Nicknames people call you:
87. Favorite sport?
88. Suicidal thoughts?
89. If today was your last day on earth how would you spend it?
90. Something I would like to change about myself:
91. Worst thing I’ve lied about:
92. Best thing I’ve lied about:
93. Favorite cuss word?
94. One of my bad habits:
95. Favorite childhood toy?
96. Story of my first kiss?
97. Favorite celebrity?
98. What I’m doing tomorrow:
99. Favorite disney movie?
100. If you could be any animal what would it be?