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  • adiosToreador [AT] joined chat.
  • ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
  • EB: I NEED YOUR HELP
  • AT: yOU,,,
  • AT: wHAT?,
  • EB: please!!!
  • EB: i know we have a bad history
  • AT: yOU STOLE MY RING,
  • EB: i'm sorry!
  • EB: but i really need your help
  • AT: pSH, sTUPID IGNORAMUS,
  • AT: fINE,
  • AT: wHAT IS IT,
  • EB: there is a swarm of hummingbirds and they want to kill me!
  • AT: a SWARM OF WHAT NOW?,
  • AT: wHAT'S A HUMMINGBIRD?,
  • EB: jade's planet! there are a bunch of-
  • EB: ... tiny, fluttery birds
  • AT: bIRDS?,
  • AT: wHAT ARE THOSE?,
  • AT: aRE YOU PULLING A PRANK ON ME?,
  • AT: tHIS ISN'T FUNNY,
  • EB: no i swear!
  • EB: they're flying animals
  • EB: with wings
  • AT: oKAY, sO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO ABOUT IT?,
  • AT: oH,
  • EB: they're tiny but fast as shit and have beaks that can impale your eyeballs!
  • AT: fEATHERBEASTS?,
  • EB: i guess?
  • EB: that sounds about right
  • AT: wHAT ARE THEY DOING, iN A SWARM AROUND YOU, oN jADE'S PLANET?,
  • EB: her planet has a bunch of them
  • AT: oKAY,
  • EB: and i might have accidentally blown a few chicks out of the nest
  • EB: they're fine!
  • AT: aW JEGUS, yOU DUMB IDIOT,,,
  • EB: but now there's about a hundred of them and they're out for blood
  • AT: uRG,
  • AT: cOUNT ON YOU TO MAKE SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THIS ACTUALLY, uH, hAPPEN,
  • EB: hey!
  • EB: it was an accident!
  • AT: hOW DO YOU BLOW UP A FEATHERBEAST'S NEST UP ON ACCIDENT?,
  • AT: i THINK YOU'RE LYING,
  • EB: i'm not lying!
  • EB: it was the windy thing!
  • EB: OH JESUS CHRIST HERE THEY COME!
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  • AT: ,,,gOG,
  • AT: i'M NOT SORRY FOR HATING YOU THOUGH,
  • AT: sTUPID,
  • AT: ,,,
  • AT: aRE YOU OKAY?,,,
  • AT: gOG DAMMIT JOHN,
  • AT: yOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD, oR i'LL KILL YOU,
  • AT: hOLD ON, i'M COMING FOR YOU!,
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