film: bridesmaids

  • Theo: I was thrown into the Great Lake, but I'm back
  • Draco: Oh, shit.
  • Theo: Yeah, "oh shit." Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. I met the Giant Squid down there. And I swear to Merlin, that squid looked not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul, Draco. And he said, "I'm saving you Theo." Not with his mouth, but he said it, I'm assuming, telepathically.
  • Ginny: [the women are discussing bridal shower ideas] We should throw some ideas around. See if anyone else has a theme they have in mind, or something they'd been thinking of.
  • Luna: What about a creature themed shower? And we all come dressed as our favorite magical creature?
  • Pansy: That, and I'll just snowball on top of that, also Fight Club. Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Granger doesn't know, so it's, "Surprise! We're going to fight!" We beat the shit out of her. She's not going to forget that.