film: a christmas story

  • Thorfinn: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
  • Augustus: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
  • Thorfinn: You're full of it!
  • Augustus: Oh yeah?
  • Thorfinn: Yeah!
  • Augustus: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
  • Barty: [narrating the conversation like a sports announcer] NOW it's serious. A double-dog-dare. What else is there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
  • Augustus: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
  • Barty: [still narrating] Augustus has created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!