This morning I got a ride into work from my mum and as we passed a house we saw a crow on the front lawn flat on the ground with its wings spread. We stopped because we thought it was injured or dying and as soon as I got out of the car it just hopped up and went on its way. I googled to see why they do this and it turns out they’re just sunbathing. Fuckers making me think they’re dead. Honestly.