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AU where Vader spends even more time torturing rebel mooks, and so REALLY misses Leia getting away, and Leia makes it all the way to Tatooine with R2D2.

  • SKYWALKER TWINS!
  • Obi-Wan having to decided what to tell them. Does he tell them the truth? Does he tell them a partial truth (they are twins but says nothing about Vader)? Does he lie? He probably lies.
  • Leia being all “Anakin Skywalker is your father??? Anakin Skywalker, the clone wars general???” and Luke’s hero worship of his dad grows 20x.
  • Leia being there when Owen and Beru get murdered, and Luke, likewise, being there when Alderaan gets destroyed for Leia.
  • Princess Leia Organa and Old Ben Kenobi interacting, because canon robbed us of that.
  • Obi-Wan seeing Leia and thinking “oh good she’s like Padme” then spends two minutes with her and going “oH NO SHE’S LIKE ANAKIN”

How I often amuse myself–by making Anakin’s life terrible:

I have this big time travel AU I’ve been plotting, which I fill in bits and pieces of it here and there, and I one part I like to think about is when Anakin’s ~17 years old, it’s after he knows that Obi-Wan is interested in him, but before Obi-Wan said they could get together, because Obi-Wan is trying to have standards about waiting for a more proper time, but the Force is nudging them towards each other sooner than Obi-Wan would like, because of Delicate And Complicated Reasons, but he’s still remaining strong that, no, not until Anakin is 18.

Anakin can accept this at 16, especially when he’s also in a relationship with Padme that’s new and can distract him for awhile!  It’s similar to what he had with her before, but built on a better foundation this time and it makes him happy!  They do start banging earlier (when he’s 16) because Padme still gets swept up in the whirlwind of Anakin Skywalker and so things are good for Anakin for awhile! He can set aside his attraction to Obi-Wan!

But then he’s 17!  And hormones are awful!  Especially when he has to see his stupid hot Master every day!  And they have a super strong Force bond!

And what’s the difference between now and six months from now??

AND HE’S ACTUALLY LIKE FIFTY YEARS OLD, OBI-WAN.  WE CAN TOTALLY BANG??  IT’S FINE???

“No.” says Obi-Wan every time.

After sulking for awhile, Anakin has a Really Great Idea.  He’s going to seduce Obi-Wan!  He’ll be so tempting and convincing that Obi-Wan will give in early! It’ll be awesome.

First attempt:  SO, OBI-WAN, I JUST HAPPENED TO BE WAITING FOR YOU TO GET DONE WITH THE COUNCIL MEETING (look, I firmly believe that Yoda intended for Obi-Wan to be in line for Grandmaster of the Jedi Order one day and now the Force loves Obi-Wan even more after sending him back into the past with Anakin, so Yoda’s going to put him right back on that same track) AND I TOOK A NAP IN YOUR ROOM, I’M SURE THAT WAS OKAY.  Obi-Wan stares flatly at him, not even blinking.   “Anakin, put your clothes back on.” UGH, ANAKIN THINKS, PUTTING HIS PANTS AND SHIRT BACK ON.  HE SPENT SO LONG ARTFULLY DRAPING THE SHEET ACROSS HIMSELF TO BE ~*ALLURING*~ AND OBI-WAN DIDN’T EVEN TWITCH.

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YES. Yes to all of the things. Anakin being like THE biggest diva ever and Obi-Wan just being completely incapable of being like “…maybe you could open your OWN juice box, Anakin” is indeed the best thing ever. 

fic I suddenly want

Obi-Wan falls to the Dark Side.

Obi-Wan falls to the dark side while on Tatooine.

Luke Skywalker is three years old, and Obi-Wan is out meditating in the desert. Maybe he sees the way slaves are treated on Tatooine, and he has an epiphany. Maybe he’s just tired and sad and it leads to dark thoughts. Either way, he comes to the conclusion that all of this mess is the Jedi’s fault. They failed. They failed Anakin, they failed Obi-Wan, and they failed in general. Only Obi-Wan doesn’t blame himself in this scenario, but rather blames the Order as a whole, and his feelings of anger and sadness get the better of him, and he Falls.

He then promptly kidnaps baby Luke Skywalker, and goes to hunt Darth Vader down. Not to kill him, but to join him and help him overthrow the emperor.

Imagine that conversation:

Vader: *heavy breathing* Obi-Wan. I did not expect to see you again. Prepare to die.

Obi-Wan: About that. I’ve changed my mind. I’ve decided you were right all along, and the Jedi were corrupt. I’d like to join you and help you overthrow the Emperor.

Vader: …what?

Obi-Wan: Also, here’s your kid back. The other one is on Alderaan, we can pick her up on the way. 

Vader:

Obi-Wan: Are you coming or not?

Vader: what.

star wars fics that I have ideas for

but i don’t actually have fics for. CONSIDER THIS A LIST OF FICS I WANT TO WRITE/READ (and if anyone else wants to write them, you have my blessing.)

- An encounter in a lost temple sends Anakin 23 years into the future, and sends Obi-Wan 23 years into the past. or, the one where Obi-Wan helps Shmi escapes Palpatine’s custody and helps her deliver Anakin, so that every story Anakin hears about jedi growing up is actually about Obi-Wan. :3  Also, so Obi-Wan can say “Anakin Skywalker I helped bring you into this world so help me I am not afraid to take you out of it!!!” also also so Anakin can have an actual conversation with his daughter maybe.

-  Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan encounter the past, the present, and the possibilities of the future. [or, the trio run into sith AU!Obi-Wan, rebellion-general Anakin, and canon future Ahsoka, and there is a lot of screaming]. My notes for this one are “my friend complained that there was too much magic in the Mortis arc in TCW, so I guess I should add in even more magic”

- something something Anakin and Ahsoka fall to the dark side together, murder Palpatine, and raise the twins together

- Padme travels into the future and meets her kids/darth husband

- ULTIMATE TIME TRAVEL FIC. The Light and the Dark get into a fight, so they decide to call forth their greatest champions from the past century or so, which means the entire Skywalker clan. All the same age, all in the same place at the same time. Which means we get TCW!Anakin yelling at TFA!Kylo, TFA!Rey yelling at ROTJ!Luke, ROTJ!Leia yelling at TCW!Anakin, Luke wondering why there is so much yelling, and Finn, Padme, and Han who would just like to order a pizza and maybe go home okay.

- we keep writing all these time travel AUs, but have we considered the fact that Star Wars itself might be a time travel AU? Or, the one where Palpatine has been a time traveler all along, and he’s been manipulating the timeline to create the Darkest Timeline (aka, canon) all along.

So when the direct was on a little while ago and we saw the fe14 trailer and the SE got released for preorder with a launch date (WE’RE SO CLOSE GUYS WE’RE SO. CLOSE.) I remembered my EXTREME HYPE for this game and wanted to draw something for it ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ  but at the same time I remembered that I’m still in denial over Silas not being the gay marriage candidate so I thought of something fun to do to squeeze in both and TADA. quietly lays on the otfamily

I’M REALLY SUPER HAPPY WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT and I absolutely had a blast doing it.  It’s a simpler thing but I think that’s what was so fun about it tbh.   I had some trouble with Silas’ face at first since downward angled faces are the bane of me sometimes and didn’t draw his full chest piece cuz SCREW ARMOR but the way the interactions and expressions and just the whole thing came out makes me so proud ヾ(*´∀`*)ノ