figured i'd join

norberttheniffler  asked:

Oki so since everyone's saying there patronuses, I figured I'd join in! I got a Mastiff… not really sure what that means at all. Can you please explain?

IT’S A BIG OL BEAUTIFUL PUPPER AND THEY ARE GREAT. I HAVE ONE AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL

seventeen as things i've said while drunk
  • I saw some people doing this and it's so hilarious so I figured I'd join in on the fun
  • Scoups: Wow no one went home with a frat boy tonight. I should be in charge more often
  • Wonwoo: My gpa is so low it could win a limbo contest
  • Mingyu: I just made pasta in the microwave. I'm fucking wife material why aren't I married?
  • Vernon: I know every word to the rap in fergalicious I could literally do it in my sleep I probably know that better than the english alphabet
  • Hoshi: On a scale from 1-10 how hot was that guy I was dancing with? I never saw his face.
  • Jun: If one more guy grabs my ass, I am going to rip his hand off.
  • Minghao: Yo odds you parkour off of that statue. 1 in 2 you jump off.
  • Dino: The only bae is gpa. And the hot guy from chem lab. But mostly gpa. Gotta get those grades ya know?
  • Jeonghan: I can't take off this eyeliner. It's fucking art. You wouldn't erase a Picasso would you?
  • Woozi: You literally killed that song like I'm literally holding a funeral for that song because it is now dead to me.
  • Joshua: Wow if Jesus knew what was happening in this res he would be so ashamed.
  • DK: What the fuck was the sun in the teletubbies? Like who's fucking kid is that? What does he look like today? WAIT WHAT IF HE HAD A TWIN WHO WAS THE MOON
  • Seungkwan: I will literally give you $20 to shut the fuck up