Aries: Tyler Oakley
Taurus: Jennifer Lawrence
Gemini: literally Dan Howell like wtf
Cancer: Lana Del Rey
Leo: Kanye West
Virgo: Keanu Reeves
Scorpio: Anakin Skywalker
Sagittarius: Johnny Depp
Capricorn: Natalie Dormer
Aquarius: Brendarick Slumberhatch
Pisces: Kim Kardashian
Aries:"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
Taurus:"God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas."
Gemini:"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
Cancer:"It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road."
Leo:"Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me."
Virgo:"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
Libra:"You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."
Scorpio:"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
Sagittarius:"I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more."
Capricorn:"I'll bring us through this. As always. I'll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you'll thank me."
Aquarius:"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
Pisces:"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
There is Netflix & chill, and there is “patching up & wine”. The latter is a recurring theme for those two. And sometimes, when the other isn’t looking, they will stop denying their dumb feelings for one another, for a quiet and peaceful moment.