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Most to Least Likely to Use the Phrase "Fight Me" Excessively
  1. Sagittarius
  2. Aquarius
  3. Aries
  4. Capricorn
  5. Leo
  6. Taurus
  7. Gemini
  8. Pisces
  9. Scorpio
  10. Libra
  11. Cancer
  12. Virgo

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what anime character you should fight

aries- eren jaeger

taurus- oikawa tooru

gemini- all of them

cancer- kaneki ken

leo- izaya orihara

virgo- light yagami

libra- rin okumura

scorpio- sasuke uchiha

sagittarius- ciel phantomhive

capricorn- kirito

aquarius- black star

pisces- honey senpai

All of the signs being kidnapped together
  • Aries:"K guys we're 12 he's 1 we can take him"
  • Taurus:"Everyone shut the fuck up and don't listen to Aries the guy has a fkn gun"
  • Gemini:ready to fight this guy with Aries
  • Cancer:Trying to keep calm but is choking back many sobs
  • Leo:Is really pissed off because they can't do anything but they want to
  • Virgo:Trying to think of a really good escape plan
  • Libra:Is talking to kidnapper trying to convince him to let everyone go
  • Scorpio:*is lowkey calling 911 because they hid their phone in their bra*
  • Sagittarius:"If I kick the gun out of his hand you can take him out"
  • Capricorn:Thinking about their families and starting to cry
  • Aquarius:Standing in front of Scorpio so they don't get caught
  • Pisces:Realizes how doomed everyone is
The signs explained using real people

Aries: Tyler Oakley
Taurus: Jennifer Lawrence
Gemini: literally Dan Howell like wtf
Cancer: Lana Del Rey
Leo: Kanye West
Virgo: Keanu Reeves
Libra: Beyoncé
Scorpio: Anakin Skywalker
Sagittarius: Johnny Depp
Capricorn: Natalie Dormer
Aquarius: Brendarick Slumberhatch
Pisces: Kim Kardashian

Why they start a fight with you
  • They like you:Aries, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn
  • You annoyed them:Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces
  • They were bored:Gemini, Scorpio, Aquarius
  • *it might be because of one of the other reasons but they enjoy doing it more for the one they are in*
Fight Club for the Signs
  • Aries:"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
  • Taurus:"God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas."
  • Gemini:"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
  • Cancer:"It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road."
  • Leo:"Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me."
  • Virgo:"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
  • Libra:"You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."
  • Scorpio:"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
  • Sagittarius:"I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more."
  • Capricorn:"I'll bring us through this. As always. I'll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you'll thank me."
  • Aquarius:"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
  • Pisces:"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
the signs as 90s movies
  • aries:toy story
  • taurus:mrs. doubtfire
  • gemini:the lion king
  • cancer:edward scissorhands
  • leo:jurassic park
  • virgo:forrest gump
  • libra:clueless
  • scorpio:fight club
  • sagittarius:braveheart
  • capricorn:titanic
  • aquarius:the matrix
  • pisces:space jam

There is Netflix & chill, and there is “patching up & wine”. The latter is a recurring theme for those two. And sometimes, when the other isn’t looking, they will stop denying their dumb feelings for one another, for a quiet and peaceful moment.

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