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Yugioh Season 0: Smol boy is bipolar and spends his time panicking and gaming people to death.

Yugioh Duel Monsters: Boy and ancient pharoah travel the world playing satanic card games.

Yugioh GX: Middle-Schooler learns the trade of card games, but it gets worse and then he’s double-satan.

Yugioh 5Ds: Poor-Man gets arrested for being poor, but card games on motorcycles so now the future is saved.

Yugioh Zexal: Tween doesn’t understand card games so ghost helps him and they save three boys by killing their child father.

Yugioh Zexal II: Heaven and Hell are fighting so boy challenges Satan to a card game.

Yugioh Arc V: Demon-Boy destroys the world with card games so a girl beats him up. Twice.

Yugioh VRAINS: Young hacker is scared of card games but his sense of justice turns him into Tron.

seventeen in a horror movie

s.coups: protects his kids; “COME ON SATAN FIGHT ME”; is scared but hides it well; sacrifices himself for the others :’)

jeonghan: the asshole who laughs every time someone gets startled; is the first to die lol

joshua: tries his best to comfort seungkwan; the voice of reason in the group; lowkey scared but still calm

jun: probably ties to seduce the demons tbh gets scared shitless when mingyu stubs his toe; acts casual and calm but everyone can see how scared he is

hoshi: comic relief no.1; “do you think ghosts can have sex”; no one can be scared when he’s around

wonwoo: blur sotong doesn’t notice the murderer 2 meTRES AWAY FROM HIM; gets injured but doesn’t die; keeps saying “leave without me” dramatically

woozi: acts super nonchalant but is dying inside; “what’s wrong with you guys ffs i’ll go in first”; probably dies at some point

dokyeom: comic relief no. 2; lures every single serial killer by constantly singing at the top of his lungs

mingyu: “who’s scared i’m not scared are you scared”; terrified but reFUSES TO ADMIT IT; dies when he trips over a twig and gets stabbed

minghao: a tough cookie; stays at the back of the group to look out for danger; saves the day alongside dino

seungkwan: a mess; screaming for his mom; poor bby; the killer ends up killing him just to shut him up

vernon: isn’t scared when there’s a literal demon standing right in front of him with a chainsaw; but gets scared when he drops his pen

dino: smol; everyone tries to protect him; ends up saving the day in the end; “who’s the maknae now bitches”

|| svt in a rom-com ||

ayumichan46  asked:

Natan, things I wish I had told you

He stares at her body and there’s a shocked kind of numbness and a blistering kind of pain all at once and the only thing he’s ever been through that rivaled this ache was Michael ripping his wings from his back but somehow this is worse.

She’s dead and he doesn’t know how to handle everything he’s feeling at once, but the most prominent one is regret because he thought that they’d have more time, he thought they’d have her whole life, but now here he is with the words he’d never said sitting on the tip of his tongue and no one to hear them because he never considered that her whole life could be over so soon.

Thank you.

You saved me.

I love you.


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Choose from 24 different characters of 4 different classes. Offense including: Roboninja; Pharaoh; General 69; Shadow the Reaphog; the Living Computer Virus; Clint McEastwood; and the Female Doctor Who. Defense heroes include: Overkill a character everyone loves to play but hates to fight; Hobblehörn; Dumpsterrodent; Satan but Frozen; Dragon89; and Makerwidow… Seriously guys, we couldn’t come up with a better name? Then there Tanks: Streetpig; Pink Communist; Harambe’s Corpse; Small Korean; Robocop; and MC Hammer. Support characters: Robo Ghandi; Health Pack; DJ Frogger; Not A Support; and Sniper Grandma.

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Punk (Chap. 5)

Summary: You’re head over heels for your best friend Bucky and hate the nickname he gave you as it doesn’t exactly scream romance.

Word count: 2942

Warnings: Same as always

A/N:  FYI on Chap. 4 I had to go back and make a minor change bc of a continuity error.  Bucky’s hair is short (think TJ Hammond style) in this fic and i slipped up an put in a man-bun note (it’s my weakness). Sorry!  Now, back to the story….

Abandoning Wanda in your closet to hunt through the mass of new clothes you’d unceremoniously shoved in there earlier, you raced down the floor towards Nat’s room, ready to call the whole night off after that disaster of a dinner.  You rounded the corner and attempted to stop short but your socks had no grip and you crashed into a wall of muscle.  “Sorry, Sam,” you mumbled.  “You okay?” Sam laughed and steadied you back on your feet.

You heard Bucky snort from behind and winced. Great, he’d just seen you stuff your face full of Chow Mein and apple pie and now he caught you hurdling down the hallway like the giant boulder from Indiana Jones.  “He’s fine,” Bucky clapped him on the back.  “Not even you could crack this thick skull.”  

And with that he pulled Sam’s sweatshirt hood over his eyes and gave him a noogie before guffawing like a doofus and racing past you with Sam hot on his heels.

“Ay yo!  What the hell’s that mean?!” he hollered.  “And don’t touch my hair, man!”  Sam’s voice carried down the hallway as he chased your best friend.  A loud thud and muffled ‘ooof’ confirmed that he’d caught up to him and apparently rugby tackled him in the living room.

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The big plot twist of Wonder Woman was

humans are awful sometimes.

nostalgia; you can miss someone in a lot of ways, and you can just miss the idea of them. it’s hard to tell the difference, sometimes. [listen]

01. drown - front porch step / 02. long lost friends - transit / 03. i hope you’re missing me - moose blood / 04. i don’t like who i was then - the wonder years / 05. damaged kids - broadside / 06. rip in peace - roam / 07. cover you up - real friends / 08. ides - forever came calling / 09. gold rush - knuckle puck / 10. closure - the story so far / 11. miss missing you - fall out boy / 12. far too young to die - panic! at the disco / 13. breaking free - night riots

reminders about adam young:

  • his subconscious reaction to learning about environmental issues is to replace a nuclear power plant with a lemon drop full of eternal clean energy and regrow the rainforests
  • he turned a terrifying nightmare hellhound into a fluffy puppy with a funny ear
  • he wrote a book about a detective that somehow involved cowboys, dinosaurs, and a spaceship
  • his love for his hometown was so enormous that an angel could notice it
  • he accidentally made aliens who were worried about the ozone layer appear 
  • he fights and defeats satan and his destiny because he loves his friends and his world and he wants to protect it
  • he could do literally anything he could think of and with that power he reset the entire world so everything was okay and made chain stores and big highways avoid his town 
  • he is the most wonderful person ever and i love him with all my heart

Magical Girl shows are great because they start out all monster of the week and then all of the sudden they’re fighting Satan hopped up on magic steroids in space while the entire planet is burning

assaulht  asked:

Hi! Do you have any prompts for a fallen angel? Or anything particular an angel might say which would be weird to hear as a normal human being? Thank you x


● Things that would sound weird to a human:
• “Oh, yes, I forgot. Humans typically get about 8 hours of sleep per night. That’s a lot of wasted time.”

• “Traffic and cars and highways… So complicated. I’d much rather fly.”

• “Actually, I know for a fact about what happens after death.”

• “So I visited Ghandi in heaven the other day…”

• “I missed having a 3 dimensional shape, an actual body. Being pure energy and soul restricts your freedom.”

• “I like to enjoy the little, unneeded but good things in life, like food.”

• “Wow, the air is much easier to breathe down here.”

• “I have a ton of brothers and sisters: Gabriel, Michael, Lucifer…”

• “The world has grown very different from the last time I visited.”

• “It must be nice being born with free will. I had to fall to get it.”

• “Why do people say ‘oh my god’ so much? Are they starting a prayer?”

• “Don’t worry, I won’t get hurt. I was made to fight wars against Satan himself.”

● Prompts:

- The fallen angel tries to kill enough demons to be considered redeemed and go back to heaven.

- Demons attempt to coax information about heaven out the angel.

- Spiteful after being kicked out of heaven, the angel causes bad things to happen to good people. Another angel is sent to stop them.

- The fallen angel applies to be a demon in hell.

- A crew of fallen angels plots to find a way back to heaven.

- The fallen angel takes up saving people from near death situations. The reapers are not happy

- The fallen angel starts a cult in the hopes that the cult will perform that ritual to get them back to heaven.

- The angel loses their wings in the fall. They decide that the only way to get wings again is to take someone else’s.

- The angel has knowledge of when the next antichrist will arrive and desperately tries to warn the humans, but they write him off as a lunatic.

♢ There should be some more prompts under 'angel’ or 'fallen angel’ somewhere on my account. Search up the terms in the search bar if you want more prompts.