fight satan

seventeen in a horror movie

s.coups: protects his kids; “COME ON SATAN FIGHT ME”; is scared but hides it well; sacrifices himself for the others :’)

jeonghan: the asshole who laughs every time someone gets startled; is the first to die lol

joshua: tries his best to comfort seungkwan; the voice of reason in the group; lowkey scared but still calm

jun: probably ties to seduce the demons tbh gets scared shitless when mingyu stubs his toe; acts casual and calm but everyone can see how scared he is

hoshi: comic relief no.1; “do you think ghosts can have sex”; no one can be scared when he’s around

wonwoo: blur sotong doesn’t notice the murderer 2 meTRES AWAY FROM HIM; gets injured but doesn’t die; keeps saying “leave without me” dramatically

woozi: acts super nonchalant but is dying inside; “what’s wrong with you guys ffs i’ll go in first”; probably dies at some point

dokyeom: comic relief no. 2; lures every single serial killer by constantly singing at the top of his lungs

mingyu: “who’s scared i’m not scared are you scared”; terrified but reFUSES TO ADMIT IT; dies when he trips over a twig and gets stabbed

minghao: a tough cookie; stays at the back of the group to look out for danger; saves the day alongside dino

seungkwan: a mess; screaming for his mom; poor bby; the killer ends up killing him just to shut him up

vernon: isn’t scared when there’s a literal demon standing right in front of him with a chainsaw; but gets scared when he drops his pen

dino: smol; everyone tries to protect him; ends up saving the day in the end; “who’s the maknae now bitches”

|| svt in a rom-com ||

date a man who cries. date a man who cares deeply for the well-being of those around them. date a man who’s tall, dark, and handsome. date a man who is possessed by the spirit of an ancient demon. date a man who would risk his life fighting for you against Satan. date Akira Fudo

ayusaurus  asked:

Natan, things I wish I had told you

He stares at her body and there’s a shocked kind of numbness and a blistering kind of pain all at once and the only thing he’s ever been through that rivaled this ache was Michael ripping his wings from his back but somehow this is worse.

She’s dead and he doesn’t know how to handle everything he’s feeling at once, but the most prominent one is regret because he thought that they’d have more time, he thought they’d have her whole life, but now here he is with the words he’d never said sitting on the tip of his tongue and no one to hear them because he never considered that her whole life could be over so soon.

Thank you.

You saved me.

I love you.

Upwatch

“Introducing a brand new multiple-player first person shooter: Upwatch! It totally isn’t a knockoff of Overwatch…

Choose from 24 different characters of 4 different classes. Offense including: Roboninja; Pharaoh; General 69; Shadow the Reaphog; the Living Computer Virus; Clint McEastwood; and the Female Doctor Who. Defense heroes include: Overkill a character everyone loves to play but hates to fight; Hobblehörn; Dumpsterrodent; Satan but Frozen; Dragon89; and Makerwidow… Seriously guys, we couldn’t come up with a better name? Then there Tanks: Streetpig; Pink Communist; Harambe’s Corpse; Small Korean; Robocop; and MC Hammer. Support characters: Robo Ghandi; Health Pack; DJ Frogger; Not A Support; and Sniper Grandma.

This is available only on PC. Buy it for free at the low price of 70 dollars.

Upwatch: from the people who brought you Villains of the Rainbow, Planet of Violent Magic, The Real Diablo, Craftstar, and Firerock.

Upwatch, by the gaming company Snow Storm Distraction.”

nostalgia; you can miss someone in a lot of ways, and you can just miss the idea of them. it’s hard to tell the difference, sometimes. [listen] [cover]

01. drown - front porch step / 02. long lost friends - transit / 03. i hope you’re missing me - moose blood / 04. i don’t like who i was then - the wonder years / 05. damaged kids - broadside / 06. rip in peace - roam / 07. cover you up - real friends / 08. ides - forever came calling / 09. gold rush - knuckle puck / 10. closure - the story so far / 11. miss missing you - fall out boy / 12. far too young to die - panic! at the disco / 13. breaking free - night riots

Punk (Chap. 5)


Summary: You’re head over heels for your best friend Bucky and hate the nickname he gave you as it doesn’t exactly scream romance.

Word count: 2942

Warnings: Same as always

A/N:  FYI on Chap. 4 I had to go back and make a minor change bc of a continuity error.  Bucky’s hair is short (think TJ Hammond style) in this fic and i slipped up an put in a man-bun note (it’s my weakness). Sorry!  Now, back to the story….



Abandoning Wanda in your closet to hunt through the mass of new clothes you’d unceremoniously shoved in there earlier, you raced down the floor towards Nat’s room, ready to call the whole night off after that disaster of a dinner.  You rounded the corner and attempted to stop short but your socks had no grip and you crashed into a wall of muscle.  “Sorry, Sam,” you mumbled.  “You okay?” Sam laughed and steadied you back on your feet.

You heard Bucky snort from behind and winced. Great, he’d just seen you stuff your face full of Chow Mein and apple pie and now he caught you hurdling down the hallway like the giant boulder from Indiana Jones.  “He’s fine,” Bucky clapped him on the back.  “Not even you could crack this thick skull.”  

And with that he pulled Sam’s sweatshirt hood over his eyes and gave him a noogie before guffawing like a doofus and racing past you with Sam hot on his heels.

“Ay yo!  What the hell’s that mean?!” he hollered.  “And don’t touch my hair, man!”  Sam’s voice carried down the hallway as he chased your best friend.  A loud thud and muffled ‘ooof’ confirmed that he’d caught up to him and apparently rugby tackled him in the living room.

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Just Kismesis Things
  • Stealing that last french fry off their plate.
  • Rolling over and stealing the bedcovers while pretending to be asleep.
  • Flushing the toilet while they’re in the shower.
  • Covering up the fact that you were sleep cuddling them by immediately turning it into wrestling them awake.
  • Kissing them just to steal their gum from their mouth cause they refused to share.
  • Buying them a coffee on a morning when they need it. In a flavor that they hate.
  • Saying deadpan that you’d sell them to Satan for a bag of ruffled potato chips but honestly being ready to fight Satan if He tried to get them because if anyone is gonna make them suffer it’s you.

reminders about adam young:

  • his subconscious reaction to learning about environmental issues is to replace a nuclear power plant with a lemon drop full of eternal clean energy and regrow the rainforests
  • he turned a terrifying nightmare hellhound into a fluffy puppy with a funny ear
  • he wrote a book about a detective that somehow involved cowboys, dinosaurs, and a spaceship
  • his love for his hometown was so enormous that an angel could notice it
  • he accidentally made aliens who were worried about the ozone layer appear 
  • he fights and defeats satan and his destiny because he loves his friends and his world and he wants to protect it
  • he could do literally anything he could think of and with that power he reset the entire world so everything was okay and made chain stores and big highways avoid his town 
  • he is the most wonderful person ever and i love him with all my heart
The big plot twist of Wonder Woman was

humans are awful sometimes.

wizard101 bosses in 2008: straightforward. kill the boss before they kill you

wizard101 bosses in 2009-2011: introduced cheats. requires knowledge of the game’s mechanics and teamwork

wizard101 bosses in 2012-2017: much more challenging and complicated. activating a cheat even by accident can spell your doom

wizard101 bosses in 2018: you are fighting furry satan in a quasi-dimensional hell with 100 health left. you cannot blade, heal or trap. you move your mouse slightly and the boss casts 5 bad jujus to all and restores themselves to full health