fight for me reprise

The Signs as "Heathers" songs
  • Aries: Dead Girl Walking reprise
  • Taurus: Seventeen
  • Cancer: Beautiful
  • Gemini: Shine a Light
  • Pisces: Kindergarten Boyfriend
  • Leo: Big Fun
  • Virgo: Fight for Me
  • Libra: Seventeen reprise
  • Sagittarius: Blue
  • Scorpio: Candy Store
  • Aquarius: Freeze Your Brain
  • Capricorn: Shine a Light reprise
  • me: you cannot convince me that Story of Tonight is not the most beautiful song ever
  • me again: Dear Theodosia is the most beautiful song ever known to mankind
  • still me: Best of Wives Best of Women is the definition of sheer musical perfection
  • me: Burn is the most gorgeous heart-wrenching song ever made
  • me again: I will fight anyone who tells me that Blow us All away and Stay Alive reprise are not the most amazingly heart-wrenching songs ever thought of
  • it is still me: The pain of Quiet Uptown knocks me out it blows me away I can't imagine anything being more tear-jerking than this
  • still me: Who Lives Who Dies Who Tells Your Story is the most sole moving piece ever created and you cannot tell me otherwise
  • me: you cannot show me a song that is more fun and awesome than Satisfied
  • still me; there is no song that is more fun to sing than Helpless
  • Me again: there is no song more great than Reynolds Pamphlet
  • Still me: you cannot actually get any better than obedient servant
  • its me again: no song can ever be better than Room Where it Happens
  • me: you just can't top the election of 1800
  • me again: no song can ever be more hype and awesome than my shot
  • my final verdict: you cannot tell me that listening to the Hamilton Soundtrack is not the most roller coaster ride of amazingness and feelings and that it doesn't destroy my heart and make me cry and so happy all at the same time
heathers soundtrack: a summary
  • Beautiful: public school
  • Candy Store: the overplayed one
  • Fight For Me: violence is sexy
  • Freeze Your Brain: surprisingly fucked up for a song about the Slurpee(TM)
  • Big Fun: property damage
  • Dead Girl Walking: SEX BREAK
  • Very/Veronica's Chandler Nightmare: voyeurism gone wrong
  • Me Inside Of Me: how in the name of fuck do you write a suicide note that fast im calling bullshit
  • Blue: the other cursed song
  • You're Welcome: hamilton's what the kids like these days right?
  • Blue (Reprise): does Not have the right to be this fucking catchy fuck you
  • Chainsaw: weird euphemisms
  • Our Love Is God: partners in crime
  • Prom Or Hell?: going steady even after he kills three people
  • My Dead Gay Son: gay dads
  • Fight For Me (Reprise): violence is no longer sexy
  • Seventeen: teenage homicide (don't do it)
  • Shine A Light: i don't care what anyone says about ms fleming this is the best song in this goddamn musical ok fight me
  • Lifeboat: jesus she's on the freakin' bus again
  • Shine A Light (Reprise): I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: surprisingly not a melanie martinez song
  • Yo Girl: she will never leave the cul de sac
  • Meant To Be Yours: bang bang, ma'am. bang bang. stick em up ma'am. this is a robbery
  • Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): why im terrified of pep rallies
  • I Am Damaged: sayonara slushfucker
  • Seventeen (Reprise): if i see one more edgy purgatory theory about this song i'm gonna eat a fridge
heathers the musical: a summary
  • beautiful: fuck high school when can we leave fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--oh hey i'm popular now
  • candy store: do i keep my popularity or my integrity? ...popularity
  • fight for me: violence turns me on
  • candy store reprise: let bitchiness reign
  • freeze your brain: i may depressed and cynical and addicted to slushies but at least i'm not on drugs
  • big fun: the party you never got invited to because you were on tumblr
  • dead girl walking: sex is a great way to forget your problems
  • very: nightmares of slut-shaming
  • the me inside of me: fake suicide fixes everything
  • blue: the fuckboy anthem
  • blue/beautiful reprise: nightmares of slut-shaming come true
  • our love is god: murder is the best solution. also my boyfriend may be a psycho with a god complex. oops.
  • prom or hell?: my boyfriend is DEFINITELY a psycho with a god complex but he's still pretty cool most of the time
  • my dead gay son: ...i don't think i need to explain this one
  • seventeen: can we please like chill for two seconds and be a normal couple
  • shine a light: condescending teachers who think they can fix everything
  • lifeboat: seemingly shallow bitchy ditz actually has real problems and is opening up about them...
  • shine a light reprise: ...but fuck it let's make fun of her anyway because high school
  • westerberg cheer: HOORAY FOOTBALL also i dumped my psycho boyfriend because frankly he was starting to scare me but FOOTBALL
  • kindergarten boyfriend: don't grow up. peter pan was right.
  • yo girl: YOU DONE FUCKED UP AND THE GHOSTS (or the physical manifestation of your guilt idk) ARE GONNA LET YOU KNOW IT. also your psycho ex is after you.
  • meant to be yours: psycho ex boyfriend doesn't seem to understand the meaning of EX. he also may not understand the definition of psycho but he is definitely it.
  • dead girl walking reprise: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GONNA SAVE THE DAY oh fuck the gun went off
  • i am damaged: psycho exes come in handy if they're still in love with you and if there's a bomb to get rid of. i'm not crying you're crying.
  • seventeen reprise: OKAY LISTEN UP FOLKS I'M RUNNING THIS SHIT NOW

broompeople  asked:

EXACTLY!! their reaction was basically like why does it matter? why should we wait for a musical thats going to be disingenuous and sound awful? they know that their hs students are experimenting and doing things and while they have to denounce it, there is no purpose in removing all 'high school unfriendly' things for the sake of protection when instead you could favor education? which is the exact reason this remake should not happen at all

The only changes I want them to make are 1. Add the fight for me reprise 2. Replace dead girl walking reprise with the original version (bc I like it better) and 3. 10x more jdonica kissing please (but that’s just a bonus)

The signs as songs from Heathers: The Musical
  • Aries: Dead Girl Walking
  • Taurus: Meant To Be Yours
  • Gemini: Fight For Me
  • Cancer: Seventeen
  • Leo: The Me Inside Of Me
  • Virgo: Seventeen (Reprise)
  • Libra: Shine A Light
  • Scorpio: Beautiful
  • Sagittarius: Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
  • Capricorn: Candy Store
  • Aquarius: Freeze Your Brain
  • Pisces: Our Love Is God
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