VIRGO SEASON, WOOOO! I am so excited!!! Today is Virgo’s birthday, so I should finally answer the infamous question:

WHY VIRGO OUT OF ALL THE OTHER ZODIACS

But not now. I’ll answer this later today! I’m preparing myself emotionally for that, it’s such a complicated question, so, stay tuned for that! *-*/

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juniperfoxx: Red foxes are one of the few species that will adopt babies that aren’t their own. Even in the wild red foxes are known to care for orphaned young foxes. Juniper takes caring for Fig seriously and always makes sure he has a full belly.”

How OITNB S5 Should Have Ended:

SWAT GUY: We’re 10 short.

CAPUTO: You’re 12 short, you idiot. And we just saw one of the girls who is missing get her fucking arm broken by that Neanderthal guard that, let me point out, is also STILL FUCKING MISSING.

SWAT GUY: But…but…guns…and carnage.

CAPUTO: *eyeroll* I am so done with this anal-dwelling buttplug.

FIG: We should…

CAPUTO: You, too, you soul-sucking twatwaffle.

BEYONCE: I’m here. I got this.

*RIOT ENDS, THERE’S PEACE ON EARTH, THE POPE IS THERE*