fifty shades of k

Friendly reminder that...

Kenjiro Tsuda, the voice actor of this guy:

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and this guy:

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and this guy:

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is also the Japanese voice actor for Christian Grey

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and Castiel.

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  • su fandom: oh this episode is super lovely oh look at peridot hahaha love
  • me: ooh lovely how are the other fandoms doing
  • markiplier fandom: wTF IS THISSSSS MARJ HAS BEEN CAPTIRED BU ALIENSSSS THEORIES TGEORIES FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY STUFFF AHHHHHHHH
  • me: um k
  • jacksepticeye fandom: SEPTISHU 4 LIFFFEEEE TGEY ARE GOALS AFFFFFFF HWLP ME IM DYING
  • me: welp can't get any worse
  • phandom: yeah we are the worse because daN THINKS WE ARE HIS BSHHHH IT IS NOT OKKKKKKK #PAHN FOR LIFE YAYAYAYA
  • me: ok hello su help me
Some crazy news kids

In the UK, in the last 24 hours, more people have downloaded Carcharodons: The Reaping Time from iTunes than have downloaded the novelisation of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. The Reaping Time currently sits at number 32 in the UK’s top 100 ebook iTunes sales, whereas Rogue One is at 78. The sharks are also beating the (admittedly long-released) Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J. K. Rowling (59), E. L. James’s Fifty Shades of Grey (88) and Bernard Cornwell’s The Flame Bearer (97). 

I really can’t thank everyone enough!

Exo on a cooking show
  • Kai: *Makes a cupcake with a dog on it* look its mY PRIDE AND jOY.
  • Kyungsoo: *dominates the whole show*
  • Sehun: *Frowns when judges don't like his bubble tea* choke on my balls motha fcker
  • Suho: *pulls out credit card* Let me win this show and you get an unlimited credit card heh
  • Chanyeol: *looks up when judges ask what he made* "POT BROWNIES!"
  • Baekhyun: "LOL that black stuff ain't chocolate honey, it's melted eyeliner."
  • ---
  • Chen: *makes cereal*
  • Xiumin: *Makes a flawless 3 course meal*
  • Lay: *Steals a shit ton of fruits to eat*
  • Luhan: *accidently slathers self in whip cream*
  • *hears a high pitched 'yeHET' in the distance*
  • Tao: *touches boiling pot*
  • *cries*
  • Kris: *Burns the whole fucking set down*
  • *Blames it on camera man*

anonymous asked:

we're (the people; your patrons) always asking what you want to read, but I am interested in those books, etc, that you really could care less for wasting your time on, ?

How lovely, giving me a chance to spit completely subjectively in the face of books I haven’t read. Thank you!

First things first, I have little time and an affection for classics, so I have to admit I usually overlook a lot of still-living, less known authors just because I’m set in my ways. I will pick up a contemporary book once in a while, because I’m struck and interested in the theme, genre, author, or experimentation, but my go-to are usually older.

Now for well-known books I know about and yet actively avoid… Here’s a short list, off the top of my head:

The Sun Also Rises, Ernest Hemingway 
The Rules of Attraction, Bret Easton Ellis
The Cursed Child, J. K. Rowling
Fifty Shades of Grey, E. L. James
On The Road, Jack Kerouac
Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk
Go Set A Watchman, Harper Lee
Submission, Michel Houellebecq
Holiday in a Coma, Frédéric Beigbeder
Moby Dick, Herman Melville

And that’s basically it, really. I usually don’t close the door on books, even books I don’t see myself reading just right now, because even if they’re not to my taste they can teach me something valuable. My pet peeves mostly revolved about sexism-driven plots developed by writers whose writing voice I dislike as well. Also, I’m fairly sure I’d be bored to death with the whale-hunt theme, but I respect Melville very much (from afar).

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                               k:
are you wearing that?                                                                                                                         a: okay, maybe a little less talking more eating

Crazy In Love (Beyonce Fifty Shades of Grey Cover)
samantha k

This is probably my favorite thing that I’ve ever recorded, I worked soo hard on it and it would mean the world to me if you would listen to it.  If you do, use headphones if you can, it really sounds better that way!

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Hi! have you ever thought of writing a smut book… like a collection of stories or something like that? I’m curious because I’ve read some of your sexy stuff and really love them. I would totally buy it, just imagine: “fifty shades of K”

Thank you! And… I like this idea. <3 I could even have my spouse do little dirty illustrations.
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Filmed and Edited by: Chris Baterina Shot at Soreal Performing Arts Center in Houston, TX Choreography by: Kaelynn “KK” Harris Song: Baby Qah Anthem by Dollar Boyz Thank you to @SorealPAC for hosting, filming and editing!!