fifty shades of gray

And now, a scene from the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Gray

Christian Gray: Someone’s been a naughty girl. I’m afraid you’ll have to be punished.

Anastasia Steele: Oh, yes master. I’ve been waiting so long…

Christian Gray: ANA THIS IS FOR REAL!

Anastasia Steele: What?

Christian Gray: LET’S DO THIS!

Anastasia Steele: I don’t understand–

Christian Gray: ELBOW ROCKET!

holy shit, i figured out why i hate whedon. okay, bear with me,

he’s fine when it comes to writing his ocs, cause those are his, you can’t really give concrit

and when it comes to other people’s characters, he’s good at voice and making a character SOUND like themselves!! he’s good at banter and making exchanges fast and fun, he’s good at action scenes and choreography and keeping things exciting

BUT he’s terrible at personality analysis, his character development arcs are confusing at best, he shoves his ooc pairings in everyone’s faces, and talks bad about everyone else working with him

thesis:

joss whedon is a bad rper