fifty shades of gray

And now, a scene from the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Gray

Christian Gray: Someone’s been a naughty girl. I’m afraid you’ll have to be punished.

Anastasia Steele: Oh, yes master. I’ve been waiting so long…

Christian Gray: ANA THIS IS FOR REAL!

Anastasia Steele: What?

Christian Gray: LET’S DO THIS!

Anastasia Steele: I don’t understand–

Christian Gray: ELBOW ROCKET!