fifth fundamental

Science Pick-Up Lines
  • Chem students do it on the table periodically
  • You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  • Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
  • If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your CuTe
  • Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
  • Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
  • I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  • You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
  • Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe
  • You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
  • Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
  • Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
  • You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
  • I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  • My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density"
  • Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed
  • You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.
  • You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
  • Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential
  • Are you chloroplast cause you'd be good on my stem.
  • Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?

There may be a fifth force of nature

The possible discovery of a previously unknown subatomic particle last year led some physicists to speculate that it might be evidence of a fifth fundamental force of nature. We’re already familiar with the four fundamental forces of gravity, electromagnetism and strong and weak nuclear forces. This mysterious fifth force could be an indication of the dark sector of the universe.

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