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Emily: Girls Wanna Bang Me So I Don’t Want Your SAUSAGE

Ezra: Grown Man But I Give Underage Girls My SAUSAGE

Alison: Found Guilty In Court So I’m Never Getting SAUSAGE

Hanna: I’m Kinda Hungry Right Now So I Could Eat A SAUSAGE

Aria: Ezra Ezra Ezra… Huh? Oh, SAUSAGE

Toby: Hate Being A Cop, Tanner’s Always On My SAUSAGE

Spencer: Handcuff Me, Toby & Gimme That SAUSAGE

Caleb: Hacking The Girls Out Of Jail So Hanna Get This SAUSAGE

Ashley Marin: Married Pastor Ted But Thinking Of Jason’s SAUSAGE

Melissa: Every Man I Had Thought Of Spencer With Their SAUSAGE

Jenna: All I See Is Black….Where Is This SAUSAGE

Mona: I’m Alive, Is It Too Late To Get Mike’s SAUSAGE

A: You’ll Never Know Who I Am So Get Off My SAUSAGE

Marlene: Ruining All Your Lives! How Y’all Like My SAUSAGE


Signs as Pretty Little Liars Characters

Aries; Toby (courageous, passionate, confrontational)

Taurus; Ezra (independant, persistant, possessive)

Gemini; Mona (intellectual, witty, superficial)

Cancer; Emily (loving, protective, clingy)

Leo; Alison (loyal, straightforward, dominating)

Virgo; Melissa (practical, analytical, overcritical)

Libra; Hanna (charming, balanced, indecisive)

Scorpio; Jenna (focused, intuitive, manipulative)

Sagittarius; Caleb (philosophical, adventurous, inconsistant)

Capricorn; Spencer (ambitious, disciplined, detached)

Aquarius; Maya (humanitarian, inventive, extremist)

Pisces; Aria (compassionate, sensitive, escapist)

Mary was at that abandoned house BEFORE the girls arrived. What was she doing there and with?

When Spencer gets shot and goes to a room, Mary appears before Jenna shows* and knocks her out. While she’s singing her a lullaby, Uber A appears immediately through the same door Mary does. Were they together?

And it’s impossible she doesn’t hear and see someone carrying Jenna out.

*edited: I wrote a sentence wrong. I wrote: Mary appears before Jenna shots and what I wanted to write was “shows”. Now it has the sense I wanted lol


Different Perspectives Come Into Play Like Aria/Ezra’s Relationship & Spencer With All Those Older Guys. Because We’re So Use To Seeing How Old They Look, We Tend To Forget Their Actual Ages.

But A Few Things Remain. Sasha Being Nearly The Same Age As Alison, Emily Still Getting All The Girls & BIANCA LOOKING THE EXACT SAME FROM 18 YEARS AGO.