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Young God (M) || Jungkook AU!Smut

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Genre: Smut || Fluff (Kinda) || Stoner!Jungkook
Word Count: 3.3k

Warnings: Drugs, Smoking, Dirty talk, DESCRIPTIVE Fingering okok

Description: Jeon Jungkook was a fucking God. He was beautiful. One look from him was enough to make your heart soar. He was a bad boy, he drinks, he smokes, he was reckless; and why such a boy would ever go for someone like you, you would never understand.
None the less, the only thing that infatuated him as much as weed did – was you.


A/N: I changed the story line a lot from the teaser i posted earlier but oh well

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Edmund x Reader: Not Going To Be Easy

Anon asked: Could you do one taking place in VODT where Edmund is basically jealous of Caspian bc he sees Cas & the reader talking & laughing although neither Caspian or the reader are interested in each other & in the scene where Ed finds the treasure it’s really bc he wants to impress the reader & when Caspian and him start fighting Ed acts like he just wants power and a kingdom when it’s bc of his feelings for the reader & when the crew camps at the island at night there’s fluff between Ed & the reader?

So sorry I took so long! Besides being incredibly sick it took me forever to get my hands on this movie to rewatch what I forgot what happened.

Also in this Caspian never showed any feeling for Susan, since it would get in the way of Edmund thing they liked each other. All but the follow the events of the film since I haven’t been able to read the book again.

-During the Voyage of the Dawn Treader-

Edmund was thrilled to be back in Narnia. He was glad to be back where he wasn’t treated like a kid like he was back in England. He remembered that before he, Lucy, and (Y/N) had gone to get groceries for his uncle. (Y/N) had gladly gone with them. He had tried to enlist into the war to help, but couldn’t since he was underage.

Lucy and (Y/N) smirked once he came out grumbling. He kept rambling about how he has fought wars and lead armies.

“Not in this world,” (Y/N) told him.

(Y/N) was very well educated on Narnia since she had luckily been sent to the Professor’s house with the Pevensies during the aerial bombings. She was also there last year when they returned to help out Prince Caspian overthrow his uncle. She was Queen (Y/N) the Loyal. She remembered clearly her crowing alongside the Pevensies in what seems like so long ago.

“To the brilliant shining stars, Queen (Y/N) the loyal.” Crowned after Lucy and before Edmund. She and Edmund had nearly gotten together but then they came back to England and those feeling seemed strange at the age they returned to. Both were the same age actually.

(Y/N) had realized she had drifted off in her memories until she heard Edmund ask Lucy, “What are you doing?”

Lucy seemed to snap out in wherever she was and told him they should head back.

“Are you coming (Y/N)?” Lucy asked her. (Y/N) nodded and smiled.

Now they were back in Narnia and abroad the Dawn Treader as Caspian told them.

He would’ve been ecstatic and overjoyed, but something came into his mind instead. Jealousy. They had been lead to Caspian’s office as he showed them there was peace all over Narnia for three years since they’ve gone.

“And in those years have you found yourself a Queen?” Lucy asked him.

Caspian chuckled and shook his head. “No, I haven’t.” He smiled at them and inconveniently stopped his gaze on (Y/N) which made Edmund a bit suspicious.

If only that had been the only thing that had happened to trigger his jealousy. Yes, after they first got back from Narnia his feeling for (Y/N) had diminished, but after the time had passed he seemed to rekindle those feeling for her.

Whenever he would see (Y/N) and Caspian talking and laughing an unsettling feeling in his stomach would surface. He couldn’t get past his jealousy to realize they didn’t like each other at all. They had just become good friends the last time they were here and great friends now. They saw each other like as if they were the siblings they never had.

Edmund sat by himself on the ground. They had decided to dock on an island for the night. (Y/N) got up from where she sat with Lucy and Gael.

“Hey Ed!” she smiled as she sat beside him.

“Hi.”

(Y/N) frowned. “You seem off. Is anything wrong?”

“Fine. Why do you ask?” he told her rather harshly. (Y/N) looked hurt and looked down. Edmund sighed. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to snap at you.”

“It’s okay. I get it. It’s been rather exhausting. Just being on a ship and islands.”

“Yeah, that’s it” Edmund mumbled even though that wasn’t the reason he was upset.

Just seeing them together would rattle him up inside. In the morning when she and Lucy were captured by some creatures with huge feet he had gone hysterical. Both his sister and (Y/N) were gone. He had been so relieved when they found him. He however became again very jealous as Capsian hugged her when they were found.

Edmund then would try to impress (Y/N) every chance he got. Except one of those times had gone to far. The four of them had found an enhanced pond that turned things to gold. Edmund had saw this as an opportunity to impress (Y/N), but he couldn’t do it so obviously since Lucy and Caspian were there too. So he devised a plan to do so.

He retrieved the sword and handed it to Caspian.

“He mustn’t have known what hit him,” Lucy told them referring to the lord in the water.

“Maybe,” Edmund said, “Or maybe he was on to something.”

“What are you talking about?” (Y/N) asked him.

The three watched as Edmund bent down beside the pool of water and got a shell and dipped in into the water. He quickly took it out and placed it on the ground as it turned completely into gold. He picked it up and stared at intenty as his plan hit him.

“What are you staring at?” Lucy asked him.

“Whoever has access to this to this pool, could be the most powerful person in the world.” Edmund told them. They all looked at each other puzzlingly.

“We could be so rich. No one could tell us what to do or who to live with.” he said as he looked at Lucy and (Y/N), but mainly the latter. “We could be treated like the king and queens we are,” he stared intently at (Y/N) as he spoke.

“You can’t take anything out of Narnia Edmund,” Caspian said.

“Says who?”

“I do.”

Edmund stood up and stared at Caspian. “I am not your subject.”

“You’ve been waiting for this haven’t you, to challenge me? You doubt my leadership!” Caspian told Edmund.

“You doubt yourself,” Edmund snarled.

“You’re a child!”

“And you’re a spineless sap!”

“Edmund-” Lucy tried to grab him and stop him but he pushed her away.

“I’m tired of playing second fidle. First it was Peter and now it’s you. You know I’m braver than both of you. And why did you get Peter’s sword? I deserve a kingdom of my own! I deserve to rule!” All Edmund wanted was to impress (Y/N) but he wasn’t realizing the look of confusion and disappointment she was giving both him and Caspian. They were letting the evil mist consume them.

“If you think you’re so brave-prove it!” Casian challenged him. Both he and Edmund had drawn out their swords ready to fight.

Before they could clash swords, both Lucy and (Y/N) rushed in between them.

“No. Stop it! Both of you!” (Y/N) yelled. Edmund’s eyes softened at she glared at him and Caspian.

Lucy the spoke, “Look at yourselves. Can’t you see what’s happening? This place has tempted you. It’s bewitching you. This is exactly what Coriakin was talking about. Let’s just get out of here.”

Lucy stormed out of the cave. Caspian followed after her. (Y/N) looked disappointedly at Edmund and followed them.

Edmund frowned. His plan hadn’t worked and now he had caused this unnecessary problem. Even though he was trying to impress (Y/N), he couldn’t help but the things he said weren’t a total lie. To make himself feel even more terrible he had learned his cousin had been obliviated, but luckily wasn’t and just turned into a dragon.
That night as they camped on the island he looked up the stars. (Y/N) layed beside him copying his actions.

“To the brilliant shining stars, Queen (Y/N),” Edmund murmured as he fixed his gaze on (Y/N). “You’re not mad anymore?”

She turned her head to look at him and frowned. “No. At least not as much as I was. And I was upset not angry,” she told him. She turned back to look at the stars. “And you forgot something.”

“What?”

“Queen (Y/N) the loyal.” She hummed. “You can’t get rid of me even if you tried. I’ll always be here for you Edmund.”

“I know.”

She turned her head to look at him again. She was now smirking. “I don’t think you do.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean I’m not as oblivious as you think, Ed. I know you haven’t been off because of our surroundings.” She was glad they were far enough from the others not to be heard. “Now I’m not going to say why because I want you to tell me yourself.”

Edmund knew exactly that she knew he was jealous, but she had always been way too nice to him to tease him about it.

“Just don’t take a long as you did the first time because after you finally admitted it to me, we went back to being kids,” she smirked. Guess she wasn’t as nice to him as he thought.

He couldn’t help but smile. “If that’s the case then why do I have to admit it if you already know?”

She rolled her eyes. “Because I can’t let you go off that easily. I’m telling you Edmund, I’m extremely loyal. I don’t like Caspian and I would never because I’m loyal to you.”

“Prove it,” he challenged her with a smile as he leaned forward.

She giggled and backed her face away. “I may be loyal to you but like I said, I’m not going to make it easy for you.”

“Fine,” he smiled. He looked down at her hand and held it. He looked up at her and smiled. “Is this okay, at least?”

“It’s perfect,” she smiled and leaned her head on his shoulder.

Edmund definitely knew she wasn’t going to make this easy for him, but that wasn’t going to stop him from treating her like the true Queen she is.

Legolas #1

Author: Yeeah… I am new to the whole LotR-fandom. But I hope to write foor Legolas as well in the future; depending on how well this Imagine goes.

Prompt: Imagine Legolas braiding your hair.

>> Legolas x Reader


You groan in frustration. Your fingers tangled in your (h/l) (h/c) hair.
The winds on the fields of Rohan are strong and your stubborn hair does not cooperate anyways.

You grab your brush again, trying to unknot your hair. When you get stuck with that too, you yell out loud.

You wanted your hair to look good for once. You were almost in Edoras.
Thinking about your hair was like looking at GImli’s beard. But even that was more attractive.

You feel a warmth behind you, and you look up to see that Legolas sat down on the rock you were leaning on.
Feeling the warmth rising to your face, you quickly look down again, fidling with your brush. The Elf Prince has his legs on either side of your seated body.

“Are you alright ?” He asks, giving you a quick once over.
“Oh… yeah… completely fine.”

Smooth.

As expected, Legolas raises an eyebrow at you.
“Okay. Truthfully ? My hair is irritating me.” You say as you shyly twirl one of the strands with your fingers.
“Maybe I can be of help ?” Legolas offers, petting your hair lightly.

Blush intensifies.

You can only nod, not trusting your mouth and the archer reaches forward to grab your brush. His face is directly next to yours, his chin on your shoulder, his chest on your back.
He wraps his fingers around the brush, but you fail to let go, still caught up in the sensation of him being so close to you; and it is not combat-related.

Being the second archer of the fellowship, you are around each other in battle more often than not.

Legolas begins to brush your hair in gentle strokes. It doesn’t hurt one bit. (For people with curly hair - skip this brushing part - your hair is always on point ! :D)
Before you know it, he pulls back the top part of your hair and braids it.

The feeling od his hair send shivers all over your body, making goosebumps appear all over your skin.

Yes, you had a crush on the handsome elf. Yes, you knew he wouldn’t like you back. But this moment felt like heaven.

Before you could register what happened, Legolas stood up.
“It is finished.” He says, fidling with his fingers.

The hair is out of your face. You let your hand lightly wander over your hair, feeling it’s style.
You smile shyly as you begin to notice that it is much like Legolas’ hair.

Gathering all your courage, you kiss his cheek, whispering “Thank you.”

Walking back to the camp, you missed his red tinted cheeks as he looks after you.

fidling around with systemd-nspawn containers, flask webapp development in python and kali linux

top terminal: metasploit updating in a Kali Linuix systemd-nspawn ontainer
bottom terminal: my Webapp Testing container with a (vulnerable) Flask webapp (just a simple login form (vulnerable to SQL injection) and a page that allows you to ping hosts (vulnerable to command injection))

poseykohai  asked:

so many things for kylo x girly frand four word prompt: “Is that my shirt?” “I need to go.” “You love me, right?” “I really need you.” “I can’t do this.” “I don’t want you.” “You look really tired.” “You need to go.”

Okay so these are actually super fun to write and I’ve already had two done and I will have the rest of them posted this week. I love doing the small short prompts. 

“Is That My Shirt?” 

The wooden floors were cold beneath your feet as you crept across the room. Goosebumps rose across the flesh of your bare legs, and your fingers gripped the edge of the long, black t-shirt, that hung loosely over your body. As you pulled the door to the bathroom open, it creaked loudly, and your eyes widened. Stopping your actions instantly, you peeked over your shoulder in order to make sure you hadn’t woken Kylo. The tall boy was sound asleep, his bare chest rising and falling softly every few moments. His dark hair was tangled and fanned out around his head, and a small pout rested across his features. You smiled softly at his sleeping figure, before ducking into the bathroom quickly. The smile remained on your face, and your eyes rose to meet your reflection in the mirror against the wall. Your hair was a disheveled mess, and stray hairs were falling out of the messy bun planted atop your head. Dark circles framed your eyes, which were puffy from sleep. And a dark flush covered your cheeks. Across your torso, Kylo’s t-shirt hung. The material was soft and plain, nothing more than an ordinary sleeping shirt. It stopped mid thigh, and was large across your petite from, due to Kylo’s taller, broader, masculine body. Biting your lip softly, your hands fidled with the hem of the shirt and heat rose to your chest and face. With a deep breath, your hand found the handle to the door, pulling it open with a soft creak. On the other side of the door, Kylo was sat up in the bed. His toned arm stretched above his head, with his eyes scrunched closed. Pushing the door shut, his attention was drawn to you. His gaze hovered across your body, taking in your lack of clothing and messy appearance. A small smirk spread across his lips and he chuckled softly.

“Is that my shirt?” A deep blush etched across your face as you nodded quickly. 

~Luke Brooks imagine~

“Okay guys send in your questions and ill answer them” Luke smiled into the computer it was about 10pm L.A time and 8pm Aus time. Its been really hard not having the boys just down the road anymore ,especially Luke, you two have always been close.

He strummed on his guitar waiting for some questions to come up on the screen, you didn’t text him to say you were watching though. You really missed having your best friend around, even though you guys all Skype all the time its not the same having him just down the road.

“Okay” he said putting down the quitar and moving closer to the laptop on the coffee table. “Hows L.A?, asked by (random twitter name). "Its good, weve been really busy lately with everything goning on. Cant wait to go home for christmas though really missing everyone” he shrugged smiling at the webcam. “Okay next question” he said biting his lip scrolling through the live stream. “Do you miss (Y/N)?” He laughed as he red the question. As soon as you heard your name your head shot up from your phone and glued your eyes to the laptop screen.

“Of course i do” he smiled. “Yeah i miss her a lot shes like one of my best friends” he smiled at the floor with a huge smile on his face. You felt a blush spread across your cheeks when he said that. “Omgod guys stop!” He laughed seeing all the cute comments about you two.

“We know you like (Y/N);)” Luke laughed not denying it. “Okay ill tell yiu guys a secret but you cant tell anyone okay !” He pointed at the webcam.

“Yes i do okay” he giggled. “Me and Y/N always say we love each other to one another, but its like a friend love to her i think. To me its more though” he smiled fidling with his hands. A huge smile spread across your face. You never thought Luke felt like this, you just always thought he thought of you as just a friend. “I think i really do love her guys” he said biting his lip looking deep into the camera. You looked through the live stream and saw countless twitters shipping you both and saying how Luke should tell you. “I cant tell her though guys what if she doesn’t feel the same that could ruin our whole friendship” he said giving a questioning look. “@Luke_brooks: i just wish you would feel the same” you saw he tweeted. You didn’t want to reply to his tweet just incase he realised you were watching so you just made an indirect tweet. “(Y/T/N): you never know, she could feel the same. Go for it;)” immediately fabs caught on and started Retweeting it. There was no doubt it was gonna get to Luke so you finally decided to text him. You: “so love huh;)” You saw Luke pick up his iPhone off the coffee table and open the text. His eyes got wide and he face palmed himself. “Did you guys break the promise?!” He pointed straight into the camera making you laugh. “Omgod” he said blankly looking into the camera. Fans were tweeting for you to answer him. “(Y/T/N): i feel the same way:’) dont worry.” Luke must’ve seen you’re tweets because instantly his face lit up and a smile spread across his lips. “Oh you’re blushing” he red out. “I am not” he laughed patting his face. You: “i feel the same” you texted You saw his phone buzz and he picked it up as he red the text he smiled even more. “Guys i have to take care of something, ill talk to you all soon, byyyyyeeeee” he waved blowing kisses and ending the twitcam Instantly after it ended your phone buzzed. Luke: “talk this over a Skype date?:/;) lol” You: sure ;) * * * A/N: let me know what you guys thought hope you guys liked it Thank you to the person who requested it:) xxx

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They Played Us Like a Damn Fidle!

anonymous asked:

JAKE TINY CHAT THOUGHT YOU FIDLE WITH /YOuR HANdS/ OMGOGMO IM DEAD DYING YOU ARE SUCH A LIL CUTIE WHAT THE FUCK YOU MAKE ME FHJKhjkGUkjJGig89G9gyuD6 STOP OMG AND YOUR FREAKING SMILE OMG AND YOUR FREAKING NECKLACE AND YOUR HAIR AND YOU CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES IN THE VID THOUGH ALL OUTFITS LOOKED AMAZING YOUR WHOLE STYLE IS "FUCK" AND YOUR PERSONALITY IS "FUCK" AND YOUR BODY IS "FUCK"

this is the cutest omg