fictional land

anonymous asked:

LOVE YOUR POST about your favorite TV shows but where's the one about your favorite movies? I can't find it on your blog.. by the way first time here but I'll definitely come back! Enjoy the rest of your day and thanks for sharing your tastes with us!

Oh sorry my darling, I removed the post a few days ago but if you really want to see it, here’s a new one just for you! It took me two hours to do it so have fun, haha.

40 movies (yes I know, it’s a lot) and you’ll find the titles of each of them at the end of this post. Kisses(:

Sin City / 30 Days of Nights / Blue Valentine / The Silver Linings Playbook / Dansgerous Liaisons / The Handmaiden / La La Land / Heartbeats / Moulin Rouge / The Neon Demon / Pulp Fiction / American Beauty / The Breakfast Club / The Perks of Being a Wallflower / 500 Days of Summer / The Sixth Sense / Edward Scissorhands / Eyes Wide Shut / Ex-Machina / Her / 8 Women / Drive / The Faculty / Leon / Royal Affair / Agora / Stoker / Black Swan / Mulholland Drive / A Swedish Love Story / Love Actually / Super 8 / Love, Rosie / Kaboom / Gone Girl / Mommy / Shutter Island / Gladiator / The Grandmaster / The Life of David Gale.

In the Land of Fiction, theme songs act as power boosters, massively amplifying a character’s power when played during a fight, with the level of power gained being equal to the awesomeness of the song. You are the LoF’s most famous Songsmith, and have forged theme songs for everyone from Batman to Optimus Prime. But today, you have received a special order: you must forge a song so awesome that it can boost a character’s power far enough to take down One Punch Man himself

In the Land of Fiction, Mary Sues are treated like mutants: everyone hates them but secretly wants to be them. Tell us about a team of Mary Sues that teams up to protect the Land of Fiction itself while fighting for rights for Sues everywhere

English is the largest of the human tongues, with several times the vocabulary of the second largest language - this alone made it inevitable that English would eventually become, as it did, the lingua franca of this planet, for it is thereby the richest and the most flexible - despite its barbaric accretions…or, I should say, because of its barbaric accretions. English swallows up anything that comes its way, makes English out of it. Nobody tried to stop this process, the way some languages are policed and have official limits…probably because there never has been, truly, such a thing as ‘the King’s English’ - for the King’s English was French. English was in truth a bastard tongue and nobody cared how it grew…and it did! - enormously.
—  Robert Heinlein, Stranger In A Strange Land

The Land of Fiction has its own set of ultra-powerful vigilantes called the Fixers. Their job? To hunt down and destroy hated canon characters that have been unjustly favored by their creators. Today they have set their sights on Sasuke Uchiha.


harry potter instagram au ☆ hermione jean granger

hermione granger-weasley, better known as her pen name, h.j. granger, is an acclaimed writer in the world of young adult literature. she is best known for writing ephemeral, a fantasy novel revolving around a group of troubled teenagers in the fictional land of astra. today, she lives in london with her husband, ron weasley and their cat, crookshanks.

FOR MELLO, @noahsweetwne, i adore you more than words can say. 💖

When the cops of the Land of Fiction are in over their heads, they turn to the Escapist Character Squad. Escapist Characters are special residents of the LoF whose perfection hits exactly the right vibes, allowing vast powers and victories without damaging the LoF’s Narrative Integrity. Tell us about the adventures of the ECS as they defend the LoF from hordes of Mary Sues, half-conceived Ideas, and other monsters

I’m that mysterious adventurer in time and space, known only as Doctor Who, and these are my disposables – Exposition and Comic Relief.


(yes, really, in episode 11 of this season)